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What do you call a lion in the desert?
Sandy claws!
David's father has three son Snap, Crackle and who is the last ones name?
David!
What is in front of you but can`t be seen?
The future!
Why did the robber take a bath?
He wanted to get a clean get away!
What color is the wind?
Blew
What kind of dog always knows the time?
A watch dog!
What fish costs the most?
A goldfish!
You`ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Jupiter, Saturn, and Uranus but never Neptune, or Venus. What am I?
The letter R!
What do you call a belt with a clock on it?
A waist of time!
An electric train is headed east.Where does the smoke go?
Electric trains don`t make smoke!
When do chickens have four feet?
When their are two of them!
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven!
A man takes a walk in the rain with no hat or hood or umbrella but by the end of the walk he doesn't have a single string of hair that is wet. How is it possible?
He`s bald!
What did one fish say to the other fish?
Hey long time no sea!
You go to red and stop at green. What am I?
A watermelon!
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each 's'!
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W!
What kind of math do birds like?
Owlgebra!
What letter in the alphabet has the most water?
The "C"
I called my dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crossed the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge, a boat or a raft. How is that possible.
The river was frozen!
They come out at night without being called, and lost in the day without being stolen. What am I?
Stars!
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don`t know but their flag is a huge plus!
What do you call a line of men waiting for a hair cut?
A barbeque!
What did the dad chimney say to the little chimney!
You`re to young to smoke!
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea what does it become?
Wet!