Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike?
It lost its petals
What disappears as soon as you say its name?
Silence
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
11
What do you call a fake noodle?
Impasta
What has a head and tail but does not have a body?
A coin
Name a bow that cannot be tied
Rainbow
If there are three apples, and you take away two, how many do you have?
The two you took
What’s black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you’re all through with it?
Charcoal
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Egg
What is easy to lift but difficult to throw?
A feather
What falls but never gets hurt?
Rain
This runs but does not walk. It has a mouth but never speaks. It has a head but never weeps. It has a bed but never sleeps. What is it?
A river
The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
A man is in a room with no door or window. How does he get out?
Walks through the doorway
What has lots of teeth, but cannot bite?
A comb
What is a flower’s favorite kind of pickle?
Daffo-dill
There is one of me in every corner, but two of me in every room. What am I?
The letter ‘O’
What is it that everybody does at the same time?
Grow older
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
Candle
I have a neck, but no head. I have two arms, but no hands. What am I?
A shirt
What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
A coat of paint
What can break, but never fall? What can fall, but never break?
Day and night.
What has a foot but no leg
Ruler
What word looks the same upside down and backwards at the same time?
SWIMS
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel