funny
if math is mathematical and quiz is quizzical than what is test
if you know say it
You’re not completely useless.
You can always be used as a bad example.
The cemetery is so crowded.
People are just dying to get in.
Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single
and it activated the front camera.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn’t have a home page.
I started crying when dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital?
Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.