big mistakes
The night before I left for Paris I had a great idea to do this
What is dye my hair Ronald McDonald red
We ignored this warning light on the dashboard
What is oil
When you look “your worst”
What is you will run into someone you know
When dining at a restaurant
What is the urge to start working there
The belt goes over the
What is tee shirt
On this amazing family trip to cape cod I got poison Ivy on my face, peel pressured to sneak out of the cottage, and was bullied for being “the short one”
What is marnie’s family trip to brewster
We walked to nauset in flip flops with no money
What is D f a t w b
The basis of Mary’s law primates at what age?
What is far too young to be this self conscious about what people thought of “me looking my worst” whatever that meant
When at any store
What is the urge to start arranging the merch and facing the products
A fancy sweater pairs perfectly with
What is stained sweatpants
When I went to a fancy salon in Brooklyn and told them to do something cool with my hair
What is the time I came out with only blonde bangs and black hair
This clique of friends named themselves
What is The core
Looking “my worst” as a child meant
What is not having ten shades of eye shadow on and high bangs… so obvi like a piece of useless trash.
When talking to someone about an idea
What is the urge to turn it into a business idea
Shoes are typically stored in this place
What is the freezer
She invited me to Deerfield Beach Florida to sell her condo. I couldn’t say no.
Who is Lisa Vecca
I asked for subtle highlights and instead came out with this
What is the time I went to the queens salon and they made me look like Monica in scream
I was afraid of running into who?
Who is children, teens, adults, pets, family, extended family, teachers, family members of children pets and teens, townsfolk, clergy, out of towners, public officials, workers, non- workers, and bums.
When doing anything
What is the urge to think of how it can make me money
The goal of the look is to be mistaken for this type of person
A German tourist
Name as many nyc apartments as you can think of
I’ll give you credit if you can think of 2. In descending order with some mistakes:
Ridgewood queens - garden
Calyer st greenpoint - moths
Jackson heights queens - like a house
Frost st greenpoint - under a year
Berry st Williamsburg - under a year- the loft one
Newton st williamsburg - long time
Manhattan Ave greenpoint - my little one across from nasty Thai place
Driggs Williamsburg - the one you helped me paint
This container of meat was accidentally left out overnight
What is sweaty wet bag of pork
Mary’s law today stands for
When your hair looks it’s best, don’t waste it. Take a picture and send it to you.
When relaxing
What is the urge to stop and start doing something to make money
The bigger the glasses
What is The lower on the nose