What am I's
Random Jokes
Riddles
College/School Jokes
Speed Round
100

What am I 

I am tall when I am young and short when I'm old

A candle

100

Why is 6 afraid of 7

Cause 7,8,9

100

David's dad has 3 sons, they are robot one robot two...

what is the third son's name 

David 

100

What is a witch's favorite subject

Spelling 

100

Where does batman go to the bathroom 

The Bat-room

200

What am I


I have a tail and a head that will never meet, having too much of me is always a treat

A coin

200

What do you call a belt made of watches 

A waist of time 

200

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

There are no stairs

200

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bi-son

200

What is the sweetest planet

Mars

300

What am I

I am where yesterday follows today and tomorrow is in the middle.

A dictionary 

300

Why do we tell actors to break a leg

Because every play needs a cast

300

What building has the most stories

The library

300

Which school supply is the king of the classroom

The ruler

300

You go at red and stop at green what am I 

Watermelon

400

What am I 

A seed with three letters in my name, take away too and it still sounds the same

A pea

400

What has 4 wheels and flies?


A garbage truck

400

You see a yacht filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

Every person on the yacht is married

400

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water

The letter c

400

What am I?

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me.

A secret

500

What am I 

I shave every day but my beard stays the same 

A barber

500

What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut

I'm gonna cashew

500

What kind of band can't play good music

A rubber band 

500

Why did the sun skip college 

Because it already had one million degrees

500

I am the beginning of everything, the end of everywhere. I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. What am I?

The letter "e"