Activities that didn't get Gianluca suspended but ought to have
Gianluca famously committed this crime in the middle school bathroom at St. Joseph Catholic School in sixth grade, breaking one of the toilets. Though he was never caught, he would've certainly been suspended had he been.
What is the time he flush a tennis ball down the toilet, breaking it in two?
Peter came in second place at this famous speed-eating contest that takes place on the fourth of July, making it one of his greatest accomplishments in his entire life.
What is the hot dog eating contest?
This young man, one of Trav's better friends, was responsible for the invasion of Pearl Harbor in 1941.
Who is Emperor Hirohito?
GC caused over $400,000 worth of damage after he was swinging a stick at this object blindfolded while at his friend's birthday party.
What is a piñata?
"The peoples of our country meet the twenty-fourth anniversary of the Red Army in the stern days of a patriotic war against fascist Germany, which is brazenly and despicably encroaching upon the life and freedom of our ______."
What is "Motherland?"
In 1912, this famous cruise ship sunk in the Atlantic ocean on its voyage to New York City. Though many blame an iceberg for the ship's sinking, Gianluca was actually responsible for this disaster, making it grounds for at least three days of suspension from school.
What is the sinking of the Titanic?
What company did Peter completely liquidate after finding a lego set in the store that was allegedly "too young for him"?
What is Toys R Us?
This man attempted to assassinate John F. Kennedy, but failed. He was nonetheless pinned for the murder after the CIA covered its tracks nicely.
Who is Lee Harvey Oswald?
GC caused thousands of dollars of water damage after he decided to run a hose into what part of the house?
What is the attic?
"My personal hygiene is ______ reproach."
What is "below"?
What post WW2 set of trials did Gianluca interfere with, getting him banned from every sovereign nation in the world?
What are the Nuremburg Trials?
What city does Peter wish General William Sherman turned into rubble during his destructive march across the Southeast during the Civil War?
What is Gainesville, Florida?
This person is Trav's mom.
Who is Mom?
GC created this in his friend's backyard after he decided to drive a hose ten feet into the ground?
What is a sinkhole?
"You need more tide-pods? I thought you said you haven't been _______."
What is "snacking?"
When Gianluca was faced with the daunting objective of moving native people from their eastern American lands, what famous convoy did he form?
What is the Trail of Tears?
What famous punk rock band did Peter take on in a gladiator style battle and defeat singlehandedly?
What is Green Day?
This person invented Agent Orange, a deadly pesticide used as a weapon in the Vietnam War.
Who is Evan O'Dorney?????
GC cost the city of Chicago over ten million dollars after he accidentally burned down a portion of what famous building?
What is the Art Institute of Chicago?
"I am haunted by what I did for a ______ bar."
What is "Klondike"?
What famous Mongolian Dictator did Gianluca befriend while laying siege to most of Eastern Europe, making him worthy of at least three days suspension?
Who is Genghis Khan?
Who did Peter meet and congratulate after this person beat a Vietnamese person blind while attending Harvard?
You think you're wicked smart eh?
Who is Mark Wahlberg?
This person is known as one of the largest Oil Tycoons in history. He was especially known for ruthlessly eliminating his competitors, firing hard-working people, and being one of Trav's best friends.
Who is John D. Rockefeller?
GC caused this in the pacific ocean after dropping a ten-ton rock from 5,000 feet up in the air from a helicopter, which subsequently wiped out the entire coastline in both California and Japan.
What is a Tsunami?
"Talking to women is ______."
What is "scary?"