Things White People Say
White people will tell you "it's not the heat that will get you, it's the __________."
humidity
It wouldn't be a white person's wedding without this acronym song by the village people.
Y.M.C.A.
What U.S. state is Sandy Cheeks from?
Texas
"Road work ahead?"
"Uh, yeah, ________ _______ ________ _______ _______"
I sure hope it does
What 2000s Disney Channel Show featured Hilary Duff as the title show character?
Lizzie McGuire
White people love to say "now let's do a ___________ one" after taking a normal group photo first.
funny/silly
Finish the lyric:
Where did you come from, where did you go? where did you come from __________ _________ _________
Cotton Eye Joe
When working the night shift, Squidward tells Spongebob a scary story about what fictional fry cook
The Hash-Slinging Slasher
"AHHHHHHHHH!" "Stop I could've dropped _____________ ____________!"
My croissant
What was the last name of Ron from the show Kim Possible?
Stoppable
When you see a white person's father at a restaurant/store you might hear this phrase when he talks to you. "I guess they let _________ _________ __________"
anyone in here
All the white girls will go crazy at a wedding when they hear the song with the following title:
Girls just _________ ___________ _________
wanna have fun
Fill in the blank:
Patrick: "Is ____________ an instrument?"
Mayonnaise
"Hi, welcome __________ ___________."
to Chili's
What actor played Louis on the show Even Stevens?
Shia LaBeouf
When a white person is sked how they are doing at work you might hear this as a response. "Livin' _________ __________"
the dream
It wouldn't be a white person's wedding without this song that gives you step by step instructions on how to dance.
What was the name of the colored Krabby Patties Spongebob began selling in the episode titled "Patty Hype"?
Pretty Patties
"and they were roomates!"
" ____________________"
Oh my God they were roomates
What 2000s Disney Show was about a family whose time machine breaks down leaving them stranded in the 21st century?
Phil of the Future
What white person phrase would you expect to hear after someone comes back into a room to get their keys that they forgot.
Not getting very far without these.
It might not be possible to go to a white person's wedding without hearing this 2010 Bruno Mars song.
Marry You
In the Pizza delivery episode what type of drink does the customer say they forgot to bring him?
Diet Dr. Kelp
"Oh my God. Oh my God. He on _______ _______."
xgames mode
What 2000s Disney Channel animated show took place in the Middle Ages in a kingdom called Udrogoth?