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Don's Dad Jokes
100

What dinosaur fossil was originally mistaken for a type of bison?

a) Allosaurus

b) Stegosaurus 

c) Buffalosaurus

d) Triceratops 

d) Triceratops

100

What color are the American robin's eggs?

a) green

b) white

c) blue 

d) pink

c) blue

100

What is the term for a circular traffic intersection?

a) loopty loo

b) roundabout

c) no-go zone

d) coldesack 

b) roundabout

100

I have the prettiest hair in the room. It's my birthday today and I am looking absolutely stunning. I also love to join activities. Who am I?

JETTY BETTY 

100

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Something smells in between us, ew!

200

What was the estimated lifespan of a t-rex?

a) 50 to 60 years

b) 20 to 30 years

c) 100 to 120 years

d) 10 to 15 years

b) 20 to 30 years

200

What is a group of owls called?

a) a who

b) a parliament

c) a colony

d) a watch


b) a parliament 


200

What type of road sign is a triangle and is often associated with merging or a hazard in the road?

a) yield sign

b) do not enter sign

c) stop sign

d) no turn on red sign

d)

a) yield sign

200

I am the top, go to, lady when it comes to any problems I might have with living here. I am the sweetest lady and I help other people when they move in. I am always writing letters and making cards. Who am I?

KAY

200

After a cheese factory burnt down, what all was left?

Da Brie everywhere!

300

The meteor that many scientists believe killed the dinosaurs struck in what country?

a) United States

b) Mexico

c) South Africa 

d) Australia 

b) Mexico

300

What is a group of ravens called?

a) a spook

b) a school

c) a flock

d) a murder

d) a murder

300

What transportation route has a name that is common with a sandwich restaurant? 

a) jersey mikes

b) cheba hut

c) subway

d) jimmy johns

c) subway

300

I have the tiniest feet and I like to follow my best friend, Shirley, wherever I go. We do everything together. I have some of the cutest clothes and the best laugh. Who am I?

Pat Pat

300

What is faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch a cold.

400

What is the only dinosaur lineage to survive the mass extinction event?

a) snakes

b) lizards

c) birds

d) frogs

c) birds

400

What color feathers are flamingos born with?

a) pink

b) blue

c) white

d) grey

d) grey

400

In the movie ET what transport did the two main characters use to travel?

a) bike

b) train

c) bus

d) unicorn

a) bike

400

I am very handsome and I love to join activities. I have a wheel chair but that doesn't stop me from wooing lovely ladies. I used to work at the zoo and I love animals. Who am I?

DON

400

Why can't a leopard hide anywhere?

Because he's always spotted

500
Which dinosaur had the smallest brain for its body size?

a) t.rex

b) stegosaurus

c) triceratops

d) brachiosaurus

b) stegosaurus

Its body was the size of a van but its brain was the size of a walnut (2.8 ounces).

500

Which species of bird has a throat pouch to catch fish?

a) Heron

b) Kingfisher

c) Pelican

d) Flamingo

c) Pelican

500

In the series Harry Potter, how do they get to hogwarts?

a) going through a brick wall

b) bus

c) plane

d) motorcycle

a) going through a brick wall

500

I forget my cane most of the time but I don't really need it anyways. I look like I could hike up a mountain with how young I look. I like candy corn and sweets. Who am I?

Pat Pocius

500

Why do crabs never share their belongings?

They are shellfish