random facts that jazz knows
these six elements are toxic to life
what are arsenic, beryllium, cadmium, chromium, mercury, and lead?
what a creative show
What is Don't Hug Me I'm Scared?
This percent of Americans do weed
What is 24%?
One might say this phrase when searching for someone
What is Where are you?
A famous singer and comic book writer who Never Told Us What He Does For A Living...
Who is Gerard Way?
il vento d'aglio, a wario parody of the best jojo's theme, translates to this
what is The Garlic Wind?
Doki Doki Literature Club (DDLC) is a wonderful game about this one character and one character only
Who is Just Monika?
In 2017, weed sales were 9x higher than the sales of these cookies
What are Oreos?
Jazz is allegedly terrified of the VV key, as they are terrified at the thought of this horrendous monster attacking them as a result of pressing said key.
VVho is VVario?
This character is 38 today! He is friends with his dad
gay lawyers
What is Ace Attorney?
Weed is this old.
What is 25,000 years old?
These folks coined Jazz's pretty pretty princess voice with the phrase "people can try! thAt's aboUt it!"
Who are the Game Grumps?
This famous actor and singer has been in many a movie, including 'White Christmas' and 'Guys and Dolls'
Who is Frank Sinatra?
phoenix wright says that this man killed the guy who got killed!
Who is Parappa the Rappa?
Weed was actually the first one of these
What is an online sale?
This character coined one of jazz's favorite phrases: "SPEAK INTO MY GOOD EAR [...], I'M A TRAIN"
Who is ChooChoo or the weird train man who was old?
This character has pink hair (not a characterishtic of jazz) and is definitely living at the current moment
Who is Sayori?
This country is the largest weed producer in the world.
What is Morocco?
A famous Tumblr meme every month except October, this Halloween meme similar to Rainbow Sprimkles is one that Jazz quotes almost on the daily.
What is cpeepy/spoopy?
This character loves listening to Bob Marley (the groove is hella gnarly), and enjoys hiding at parties that are straight fire.
Who is Michael?