Who said It?
You either die halal or live lo by enough to wear a dress
Adam
Actual trash. It's passing out and loosing your gold on your own property that did it in for me. **** these devs and their terrible game. After a year in game the game is pretty much all played out. You can probably get in about eight to twelve hours of game play before year two. The "game" isn't worth the price. Or any price.
Stardew Valley
What Funky song features the Platinum Band?
The Cha Cha Slide
Kissing xander is gay no matter what your gender
Logan
The gameplay and story of this game is boring.And the character are ridiculous.The universe is horrible,like the game's fanbase.Well,resuming:(Redacted) is **** bad.
Undertale
In the hit 2019 movie detective pikachu who played the charismatic yellow mouse?
Ryan Reynolds
There’s never a wrong time to use a slur
Braydon
Very bad amateurish video game, extremely buggy and lots of promised features are missing. this game had one of the worst false marketing ever. Promoted as "next generation of open world games" and "released only when it's ready" in a trailer that tried to copy GTA 5 trailer. This game is worse than anything Ubisoft has ever done. In fact, Ubisoft is really good game developer compared to (Redacted).
Cyberpunk 2077
In what disney / Pixar film is the line "Ya Wanna Get Out Of Here? Get Rid Of That Monkey!" said?
Toy Story 3
Everyone has an eject button, it's called the prostate
Xander
While this game is beautiful, and I will most likely play it to completion, I would only recommend this game to complete masochists (a la getting over it, dark souls, etc.). You will die. Repeatedly. As the game goes forward there are fewer and fewer save points, making the water sections sheer torture. The amount of things you can die from (practically everything) combined with fewer and fewer save points makes it a grating experience at best. The whole game is more of a survivalist nightmare than don't starve, and that's saying something. I truly believe that the people who made this game are sadists that enjoy making other people suffer.
Overall I would have to give this game a f**k you devs/10 for making such a beautiful and addictive pain inducement simulator.
Rain World
It's never been soft in years
Ryan
Microtransactions, a billion overlapping progress bars to fill, and plenty of options locked behind a paywall. Lackluster ui and input. Screenspace cloggs easily making interaction that much more tedious. Fun for a little while but its mobile origins quickly shine through.
An average pc port of an average mobile game. The current user rating makes me wonder if people are rating the wrong game. This does not live up to pc standards. As a mobile game I could see it making a little bit more sense.
Bloons Tower Defense 6