What loses a head in the morning, but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
What happens when a sheep studies karate?
Lamb-chop.
How do you make the word "one" disappear?
Add a letter "g" in the front and it's gone.
What building has the most stories?
A library.
What has many rings but no fingers?
A telephone.
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm tree.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
Which fish costs the most?
A goldfish.
My teddy bear is never hungry. Why?
He's stuffed.
Where do you take a sick boat?
To the "Dock"-tor
Where will you find Friday before Thursday?
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter "w"
What has legs but cannot walk?
Stool (I'll accept chair)
What is always answered without being questioned?
A doorbell.
Which number stays the same no matter what number you multiply it with?
0.
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole.
I am easy to lift but hard to throw. What am I?
A feather.
I will fill a room but take up no space. What am I?
Light.
Kids can make it but never hold it or see it. What is it?
Noise.
I'm not in Venus or Neptune, but you can find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, and Uranus. What am I?
The letter "r"
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
"c"
I go around the world but never leave the corner. What am I?
A stamp.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
The more of this there is, the less you can see. What is it?
Darkness.
What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
An elephant's shadow.