Nursing Jokes
She needed to draw blood
Why did the nurse need a red crayon?
The most missed items of nursing care
What are turning and ambulating patients?
Gloves, syringe, alcohol swab
What does a nurse need to give an injection?
Nursing emerged from this country
What is Britain?
The opportunity to positively impact patients' lives
Why would somone want to become a nurse?
Too much poison ivy
Why are nurses afraid of the outdoors?
A stethoscope
What does a nurse use to listen to heart sounds
Sterile gloves, Normal saline, Hydrogen peroxide and a Split dressing
What are some of the items needed to perform Trach Care?
The Crimean War
Where did the English nurse Florence Nightingale lay the foundations of professional nursing?
A firm understanding of medical terminology and legal and ethical standards
What does a nurse need to know?
Rejection
What do nurses hate?
Pinch the skin over the back of the hand, on the abdomen, or over the front of the chest under the collarbone
How does a nurse check for dehydration?
Salem sump, Clean gloves, Lubricant
What are items needed to perform a Nasogastric insertion?
George Dunn
Who was the first male state registered nurse?
Never be afraid to ask for help
What is one thing a nurse must remember to do?
I think you have a terminal illness
What did the nurse say to the man who fainted at the terminal?
Turn every 2 hours
Ambulate in hall every 4 hoursUse ioncentive
Use incentive spirometer 10 times an hour while awake
What are nursing interventions?
Clean gloves, Alcohol, Angiocath
What items are needed to start an IV?
Smart, tough, caring, and genuine
What describes a nurse and why men are attracted to them?
Light blue scrubs
How are nurses distinguishable from doctors and surgeons?
She won't stop needling people
How do you know when a nurse is having a bad day?
Signing in, waiting for the box to open, choosing what you need
What is using the Pixis?
Electrodes
What does the nurse place on the chest to monitor heart sounds?
St.Thomas Hospital School in London]
Where was the first nursing school in the world?
Florence Nightingale
Who is the founder of modern nursing ?