The cornchip that Eli is ~33% comprised of
What are Takis?
Date an old man
Who is Tea?
The worst twilight movie in the entire saga out of "Twilight" "New Moon" "Eclipse" Breaking Dawn Pt 1" "Breaking Dawn Pt 2" (I included the names of the movies to make it a fairer shot for people who are not Tea)
What is Breaking Dawn Pt 1?
pickylittlebitch1
Type of animal that hamsters are
What is Rodent?
A snack donated by Kam that has just been sitting here because honestly they are strange
What are those slurpy fruit cup things OR those fruit jelly straw things?
Microwave silverware
Who is Chris?
It's superior to apple juice
What is Orange Juice?
fingers_and_yoes
Who is Zia?
This is the rarest color of hamster according to a-z-animals.com
What is beige? (doubtful but trust the source)
Yummy little guys that are sometimes blasted with flavor
What are Goldfish?
Have a seizure
Who is Zia?
This beverage is only acceptable to have when you're sick, or when you're in an airplane
What is Ginger Ale?
pickylittlebitch2
Who is Eli OR Chris? (depending on selection order)
Fill in the blank of this comment I screenshotted:
"I put my hamster in a ______ and slammed it against the furniture"
What is sock?
One of the few foods besides spicy microwave ramen that Eli actually does a good job of making!
What is Pasta?
Run someone over, but not fatally, during their drivers test
Who is Eli?
This part of the body has always been weird, even before it became a trend to call it silly names online
What are feet?
motherlover81
Who is Kam?
Hamster Pregnancy length
What is 16-18 days?
Tony Bo Bony offers this sometimes spicy snack to us after there's a party at the Dickinson Residence
What is Salsa?
Get stuck while spelunking (exploring caves), on the nutty putty level
Who is Kam?
Terrible comic/movie franchise except for maybe a couple things
What is Marvel?
minionqueen1
Who is Tea?
The oldest hamster lived to be this astonishing age!
What is 4.5 years?