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if a chicken eats a turkey, what happens?
the end of the universe cuz thats crazy, cuz he ate a dinosaur
if crippled was a disease, and you measure how fats it spreads, and you put it into a scale, how large is the universe?
WHAAAAT, thats impossible
are the impossible questions posible?
nuh uh
where is your chromebook
🐟
if ster was a chicken, how big is the sun?
why :(
whats an ooga booga?
a idiot/friend
if i have diabetes what do i have
i just said it
i am crippled, and i run, what happens
i get nuked cuz thats impossible
your crippled
confrimed
if i am crippled,and i eat 1032647372 candy, what am i
diacrippled
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what do i do everyday?
stuff
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if i have 322 pieces of gum and i eat 122, how much do i have
diabetes
if hit ler has 36843 guns, he eats 3034, how much does he have?
he's just crippled
NF
where are we?
ina country
where do i live
by my neighbor
what do i wear 99.99999% of the time
my glasses DUH
what country do we live in
a country
welcome to the end
immmm sooooo daaaaaadddddy
if a chicken wing had a infinity stone, and used it, what would the chicken wing be?
thanos wing
if i go int cardiac arrest, and i have a seizure, and im a crippled chicken, what happens
the world ends, because thats crazy
chicken+turkey
churnkey
waffle+pancake
the ultimate fusion, wafcake