Riddles: 1
It's been around for a million years but It's only one month old
The moon
How many Birthdays does the average person have?
One
What has a horn but can't honk?
A rhinoceros
Say anything and I disappear, what am I?
Silence
The more you take the more you leave behind
Footsteps
I am white when I am dirty, what am I?
A blackboard
What is the difference between here and there?
The letter T
What is the best month for a parade?
March
What animal has 200 teeth?
A dolphin
A butcher in the store is 5 feet and 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
When do giraffes have 8 feet?
When there are two of them
What has four legs, but cannot walk?
A bed
What can be found in water but never wet?
A reflection
What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft. What is it?
A garbage truck
What is smaller than an ant's mouth?
What letter is missing here J__MAMJJASOND?
The letter F (First letter of each month of the year)
What has six faces and 21 eyes?
A dice
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
An ear of corn
How do you make seven even?
Remove the S
Take off my skin and I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
An onion
What is not alive but can grow?
A fire
What starts with the letter P and ends with the letter E, and has 1000 letters in it?
A post office
The one who makes it sells it. The one who buys it never uses it. The one who uses it never knows he's using it. What is it?
A coffin
What 2 things can't you eat at breakfast?
Lunch and dinner