Facts
What was Walt Disney afraid of?
Mice
In Minnesota, it is illegal to be what in bed?
Naked
What is 3+3?
8
There are two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck and a duck in the middle. How many ducks are there?
Three
What do you call a seagull that lives by the bay?
A Seagull
According to Russian law, a homeless person must be where after 10 pm?
At home
In Georgia, it’s illegal to eat what with a fork?
Fried Chicken
What is the weight of your mom?
9 quintillion pounds
Johnny puts a cake in the oven for 45 minutes and then puts a batch of cookies in the oven for another 30 minutes. How long did Johnny use the oven for?
45 minutes
What is the last letter of the alphabet?
Z
What is strange about the reproductive system of male snakes?
They have 2 penises
What is banned in public places in Florida after 6 pm on a Thursday?
Farting
What is 10 + 10?
52
10+10+10+10-4-3+10-1+10=52
Two boxers are in a match scheduled for 12 rounds. One of the boxers gets knocked out after only six rounds, yet no man throws a punch. How is this possible?
Both boxers are women
What part of the human body increases up to 10 times its original size when stimulated?
Pupil
Who said: “I’m the president of the United States, and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli”?
George Bush
In Alaska, it’s legal to shoot bears, but illegal to do what?
Wake one up
If the sky is blue, Bob's favorite food is pizza, and his favorite sport is basetball, what is his favorite number of the alphabet? (Hint: The answer is a letter and a number)
B4
Dave has 28 blue socks, 18 gray socks, and 43 black socks. However, Dave is in the dark and doesn't know what color sock he is grabbing. How can Dave ensure that he is grabbing a black sock?
Turn the light on
Where does a fish keep its money?
Nowhere, it's a fish
In Denmark, what is a Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel?
A condom
If one is wearing a swimsuit in Florida in public, what is illegal for one to do?
Sing
If I like grass, my favorite sport is orange, and there is lemonade in the bathroom, how many ducks are there in the basement?
22
What is unusual about the following words: revive, banana, grammar, voodoo, potato?
If you put the first letter of each word at the end, you will get the same word
What has a neck but no head?
A decapitated giraffe