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How many Bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?
Just one. After that, your stomach is no longer empty.
How can kids drink beer and not get drunk?
They can if its Root Beer.
What does a dog do that a man steps into?
Pants.
What has a neck and no head, but can wear a cap.
A Bottle.
What has a head but no neck.
A Beer.
I can be hot or cold. I can run and be still. I can be hard and soft. What am I?
Water.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn't a single person on board. How is that possible?
Everyone is married.
What does a house wear?
Ad-dress
I have keys but no locks. You can enter, but you can't go outside. I have space but no room. What am I?
A keyboard.
I have hundreds of wheels but move I do not. Call me what I am; call me a lot. What am I?
A parking lot.
What is the difference between a Jailer and Jeweler?
Jailer watches cells
Jeweler sells watches.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
He had no-Body.
What can make an octopus laugh?
Ten-Tickles (Ten-tackles)
What Kind of room has no doors or windows?
A Mushroom.
What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?
A centipede on its back.
I make a loud sound when I'm changing. when I do change, I get bigger but weightless. What am I?
Popcorn
Who can finish a book without finishing a sentence?
A prisoner.
What is there one of in every corner and two of in every room.
The letter O.
What can go through glass without breaking It?
Light.
A man drove from Punta Gorda to Corozal in 2 days. At the end of his trip, he discovered that one of his tries had been punctured. How was he able to make the drive?
It was his Spare Tire.
What is as strong as Steel but can't handle the sun.
Ice.
What connects two people but touches only one.
A wedding ring.
What bird can lift weight?
A Crane.
I only lie down once in my life....when I die. What am I?
A Tree.
What has ten letters and starts with gas?
An automobile.