BONJOUR
WHAT IS FRENCH?
IT'S WHAT THE GRINCH CARVED IN WHOVILLE ON CHRISTMAS DAY.
WHAT IS ROAST BEAST?
THE ONLY RAPPER FROM LOUISVILLE MORE FAMOUS THAN MICHAEL SCHRECKER AND JUSTIN HARDY, HE'S SPOTTED OCCASIONALLY AT LOCAL FOOTBALL GAMES LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT.
WHO IS JACK HARLOW?
BUDDY
WHAT IS ELF?
YOU BETTER NOT POUT.
WHAT IS SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN?
CIAO IS THE ITALIAN WORD FOR THIS
WHAT IS HE**O?
HOLA
WHAT IS SPANISH?
MOST OF THEM ARE WHITE AND RED, TASTE LIKE PEPPERMINT, AND ELVES CAN USE THEM TO HELP WALK.
WHAT ARE CANDY CANES?
ORIGINALLY KNOWN AS THE DISCO 3, FEATURING MEMBERS PRINCE MARKIE D, COOL ROCK SKI, AND THE HUMAN BEAT BOX, THEY WERE THE HEAVIEST RAP ARTISTS OF ALL TIME.
WHO WERE THE FAT BOYS?
COUSIN EDDIE
WHAT IS NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION?
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE.
WHAT IS JINGLE BELLS?
RUDOLPH HAS A SHINY NOSE THAT GLOWS LIKE THIS.
WHAT IS A *IGHT BU*B?
ALOHA
WHAT IS HAWAIIAN?
IT'S WHERE THE ELVES LIVE... AND THEY HOPE THAT HANSEL AND GRETEL NEVER VISIT.
WHAT ARE GINGERBREAD HOUSES?
WHILE SANTA CLAUS COMES TO TOWN IN A SLEIGH PULLED BY REINDEER, THIS FAMOUS CHARACTER HOPS TO TOWN WITH A BASKET.
WHO IS THE EASTER BUNNY?
CLARENCE ODBODY, ANGEL SECOND CLASS
WHAT IS IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE?
DON WE NOW OUR GAY APPAREL.
WHAT IS DECK THE HALLS?
IN THE FAMOUS TOOTSIE ROLL COMMERCIAL, IT'S THE TYPE OF FOOD THE WISE OWL LICKS TO GET TO THE CENTER.
WHAT IS A *O**YPOP?
KONICHIWA
WHAT IS JAPANESE?
IT'S THE DESSERT PASSED DOWN FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION THAT NO ONE EVER SEEMS TO EAT... AND IT'S WHAT GRANDMA SOMETIMES CALLS UNCLE STEPHEN.
WHAT IS A FRUITCAKE?
OLDER PEOPLE HAVE THESE PROCEDURES PERFORMED WHEN THEY HAVE TROUBLE WALKING OR SITTING.
WHAT ARE HIP REPLACEMENTS?
THE WET BANDITS
WHAT IS HOME ALONE?
PROSPERO ANO Y FELICIDAD.
WHAT IS FELIZ NAVIDAD?
THE TYPES OF DANCERS IN THE NUTCRACKER SUITE.
WHAT ARE BA**ERINAS?
SHALOM
WHAT IS HEBREW?
OH BRING US SOME OF THIS, OH BRING US SOME OF THIS, OH BRING US SOME OF THIS, AND BRING IT RIGHT HERE.
WHAT IS FIGGY PUDDING?
HOPS ARE IMPLEMENTED IN MAKING THIS BEVERAGE... UNCLE LARRY'S FAVORITE HOLIDAY DRINK.
WHAT IS BEER?
VIC FROHMEYER
WHAT IS CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS?
ME, I WANT A HULA HOOP.
WHAT IS THE CHIPMUNK SONG (PLEASE CHRISTMAS DON'T BE LATE)?
A QUADRILATERAL SHAPE WITH TWO SETS OF EQUAL SIDES.
WHAT IS A PARA**E*OGRAM?