I've studied this language.
What is german?
I played this sport.
What is Waterpolo?
This underperforming cult classic is my favorite movie.
Labyrinth
My dogs hail from these states:
What is Colorado, Hawaii and Texas?
This is my best friend.
Who is Neville?
This was my first car.
Who is Jude?
I played this instrument.
What is the trombone?
This podcast is hosted by a controversial jew.
What is the H3 podcast?
I have tattoos for every important guy except one because of this universal reasoning.
What is the superstition that we will break up?
This is my dream pet.
What is a hairless hairless cat?
What age did I get my driver's license?
I was named after this actress famous for her portrayal as Simon Foster in the sitcom series Head of the Class.
Who is Khrystyne Haje?
This band is my guilty pleasure for music.
Who is My Chemical Romance?
I first enlisted in the Army in this state.
What is Ohio?
I slept with this pet as a child. (Bonus points for their name)
Who is Emmadaeus the rat?
This was my first job.
What is a smoothie place?
This prized position of mine was given away to orphans by she-who-must-not-be-named.
What is your VHS Hello Kitty - Santa's Missing Hat?
My favorite TV show boasts a banana stand, magic, and the blue man group.
What is Arrested Development?
I've attended these three colleges.
What are Centralia College, Front Range Community College, and CU Boulder?
I once brought home this dead animal for my dad to bury.
What was a crow?
These are the only things allowed on my tombstone for me to be buried.
What is:
Unknown Skeleton
She died doing what she loved, being murdered.
This was the name I refused to answer to unless addressed as this.
What was Khrystyne Barney Koontz?
This is my favorite type of pie.
What is boysenberry?
I have called these seven states home throughout my life.
What are California, Washington, Ohio, Florida, South Carolina, Hawaii and Colorado?
This dog of my grandparents was my best friend throughout my childhood.
Who is Rusty?