Diabetes
Thyroid
Adrenal
Endo-cryin
Hormones are the worst
100

The age at which the USPSTF recommends screening for adults for diabetes if their BMI >25 and any other risk factor

What is 35

100

This is the type of scan that you should order with a thyroid nodule of 1.5cm and normal TSH.

What is ultrasound?

100

This is the test of choice for pheochromocytoma.

What is plasma free metanephrine or 24 hour urine fraction metanephrine? 

100

This is what Clark Griswold hopes to buy with his big Christmas bonus in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

What is a pool?

100

This is the test that should be ordered prior to initiating masculinizing hormone therapy and monitored while on it.

What is h/h?

200

This is the eGFR where metformin is contraindicated

What is eGFR of 30

200
Mr. Grinch's trusty dog.

Who is Max?

200

These are the 3 zones of the adrenal Cortex.

What are the glomerulosa, Fasiculata, and reticularis?

200

This is the vitamin/supplement that you should make sure a patient is not taking before checking their thyroid function.

What is biotin?

200

This is the care of Hormonal or surgical therapy to adapt the patient's body to experienced gender

What is gender affirming care?

300

In Home Alone, this is where Kevin's family goes for Christmas.

What is Paris?

300

This is the treatment of choice for active thyroid nodules.

What is surgery?
300

This is the hormone responsible for the "bronze" in bronze diabetes (Addisons/primary AI).

What is melanocyte stimulating hormone?

300

These are the Human Leukocyte antigens most associated with Type 1 DM (There are 2, give 1)

HLA DR3 or DR4

300

2 part: Feminizing gender-affirming hormone therapy

what are Estradiol and androgen blocker

400

A 34 YO gravid female presents with a fasting glucose of 105 and prandial of 130. She is exercising 150 min/wk and keeping a log of her carb intake to be <100g/day. This is the best treatment.

What is insulin?

400

This is the most common cause of thyroid deficiency in the US.

What is autoimmune or Hashimotos?

400

This is the ug/dL cutoff of an 8AM cortisol to say that adrenal insufficiency is present and ACTH stimulation testing is not needed.

What is 3ug/dL?

400

This is the units and number cutoff in which an incidental adrenal mass finding should prompt screening for pheochromocytoma.

What is 10 Hounsfield units?

400
This is the name of the head elf in "The Santa Clause."
Who is Bernard?
500

These are the cells in the intestine that secrete GLP-1.

What are L cells?

500

This is the monoclonal antibody that is a treatment for graves ophthalmopathy.

What is teprotumumab (Tepezza)?

500

This was the name of Scrooge's old partner in A Christmas Carol

Who is Jacob Marley?

500

Diagnosis suggested by secondary amenorrhea, elevated FSH, low estradiol

What is turner's syndrome?

500

This is the counseling you should offer your patient prior to initiating female gender affirming medications.

What is VTE risk?