Mr. Ross's aliases
Things Mr. Ross says
Mr. Ross's personal life
Math riddles
Mr. Ross's Halloween costumes
100
Mr. Ross is mistaken for this fellow Great Neck teacher literally every single day.
Mr. Barbach
100
Mr. Ross tends to say this when students are being just a bit too rowdy.
"Shut up!"
100
Mr. Ross Wasn't always bald. Back in the day, he used to have this color hair.
(BONUS POINTS if you guess Mr. Ross's hair style in high school)
Brown (curly, afro)
100
What spot number is the car parked in?
87
100
Mr. Ross was this jovial "King of Halloween" this year.
Jack Skellington
200
You might encounter this figure at the end of a video game, but it also perfectly describes Mr. Ross.
Mr. Boss
200
Mr. Ross's response when a student asks if they can go to the bathroom.
"Yes, quickly!" or
"Yes, but be quick!" or
"Yes, but hurry back!
200
This "Baby-Faced Assassin" is Mr. Ross's favorite basketball player.
Steph Curry
200
When Tom was 2 years old his sister was half his age. Now, Tom is 100 years old. Then how old is his sister?
99
200
This tattooed character mastered the four elements in order to defeat Firelord Ozai
Avatar Aang
300
This alias was taken from an actor who starred in such films as "La La Land" and "Crazy, Stupid, Love"
Mr. Ryan Rossling
300
Mr. Ross will say this phrase when y'all are talking about stuff that's definitely not important.
"Who cares?!"
300
Mr. Ross's age
32
300
How many triangles are in this picture?
13
300
Do NOT pass "Go", and most CERTAINLY do NOT collect $200.
Mr. Monopoly (aka "The Monopoly Guy")
400
Mr. Ross spells his name this way when he's feeling "rich" of character.
Mr. Ro$$
400
Mr. Ross often greets students by calling them this, which means "a winged angelic being described in biblical tradition, usually depicted as a chubby, healthy-looking child with wings"
Cherubs
400
Before he was a teacher, Mr. Ross worked this profession.
Data analyst/scientist, or
Tutor
400
On my way to the Town of Ives, I met a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks, within each sack were 7 cats, and among each cat were 7 kittens! Sacks, kittens, cats, and wives, how many were going to the Town of Ives?
1 (just me)
400
This bald cartoon child has a dog that's best friends with a bird, for some reason.
Charlie Brown
500
This nickname was legit stolen from a jar of Ragu.
Mr. Sauce
500
Mr. Ross usually calls out the name of this Chicago Bull's small forward when he shoots a crumpled up piece of paper at the trash (from WAY downtown)
Demar DeRozan
500
The number of tattoos Mr. Ross has
7
500
An athlete is jumping. However, every time she jumps, she gets a bit more tired, and every jump goes 1/2 as far as her prior jump. Now, for her very first jump, she goes 1/2 of a yard. On her second jump, she goes 1/4 of a yard, and so on. How many jumps does it take for her to travel 1 yard?
She will NEVER reach the 1 yard mark!
500
This spinach-loving big-biceped sailor first appeared in a comic strip
Popeye