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Christmas Bible Potpourri
100

Hark! The angels in this poem are jealous.

Annabel Lee

100

Cuddly as a cactus 

Charming as an eel

The Grinch

100

What reason have you to be angry? You're rich enough.

What right have you to make merry? You're poor enough.

100

If I want to hang a stocking for every book of the Old Testament, how many stockings will I need to hang?

39

100

This is the first book of the Bible to mention Jesus' coming

Genesis

200

This is the story of a guy who got a bone saw for Christmas.

The Tell-Tale Heart

200

Squeezing, wrenching, covetous old sinner

Ebeneezer Scrooge

200

You might be a bit of undigested beef.

There's more gravy than grave about you.

200

Number of books in the New Testament

X

Number of Wise Men

81

200

Handel's Messiah declare Jesus as Wonderful, Counselor, Prince of Peace. He obviously borrowed these words from what Old Testament prophet?

Isaiah

300

These names are stitched on the last two stockings hanging above the Usher fireplace.

Roderick and Madeleine

300

smells like meat and cheese

Store Santa in Elf

300

These are the shadows of things that have been. That they are what they are...

...do not blame me.

300

If you are rockin' around the Christmas tree with everybody who saw Jesus resurrected, how many people are you rockin' with?

More than 500

300

We Three D's of engaging with scripture...

Delight, Devour, and Declare

400

With a single Christmas gift to this person, Poe could scratch his friend, wife, and cousin off his list.

Virginia

400

slew all the children that were in Bethlehem, and in all the coasts thereof, from two years old and under

King Herod

400

Come in! Come in! Come in and...

...know me better, man!

400

The number of books in the Torah is the same number of this in the 12 Days of Christmas.

Golden Rings

400

Oh Little Town of Jesus' birth

Bethlehem

500

This guy is known for hosting the worst Holiday party, ever. 

Prince Prospero

500

A warped, frustrated old man; a scurvy little spider

Mr. Potter (It's a Wonderful Life)

500

The boy is ______________; the girl is _____________.

Ignorance and Want

500

All I want for Christmas is an original manuscript of the Bible. How many are available?

Zero

500

This word, meaning an enthusiasm or fire for something, might explain why some people put up their Christmas tree before Thanksgiving.

zeal