In the Headlines
This actor was injured in an accident with a snow vehicle just two days into this year.
Jeremy Renner
These three Valorant agents were released this year.
Gekko, Deadlock, Iso
This person posts the most in #memes.
Niko
The scientific name for the statement that a Minecraft server will run for longer than two weeks
A lie (this is an intervention)
Your honor, League of Legends
Death
Convicted in November, this person was mocked by both Elon Musk and AOC for his lack of skill at League of Legends.
Sam Bankman-Fried
“So, let me get this straight. I’m somewhere that’s not what I would call Earth... I’m seeing freaking dragons, and... oh yeah, I’m talking to a cuff. Yeah, okay, that is something I do now. I do magic, kill jacked-up beasts — I’ll probably fly next.”
Forspoken
Trolls
Though his chromatic brethren also appear in our drawings, this entity is the most popular subject of Gartic phone by far
Green creature
This is the name of the only remaining scheduled event on the discord server.
Reconstruction of the Towers
The Titanic submarine exploded in this month.
June
This is the name of the underwhelming cinematic for League of Legends’ Season 2023.
Brink of Infinity
Here you go
Free points
Screw you
Lose points
Sir, a second trans woman has hit the discord server
This town had to be at least partially evacuated after a train derailed, exposing residents to several toxic industrial chemicals.
Palestine, Ohio
Though there have been several bad games released this year, this likely scam is the only one IGN gave less than a 2/10.
The Day Before
Accompanied in memes by captions like “Boys when logging on to Discord” and “I’m not Gay but $20 is $20”, the Colors AMV depicts a woman doing this action in an anime artstyle
Crossdressing
There is no meme
Imitate a goblin soundboard sound
Yah hahaha
EEH hehehe
fleebliebedit fleebliebedit
While claiming to be good at League of Legends, this person completely fell apart when asked to name mythic items in our last Jeopardy showing. Curious.
Quentin
Remember the Chinese spy balloon? It was shot down in this month.
February
The first and only image of this game to have appeared in our Discord server was of an enemy being crucified.
Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
Fill in the blanks of this Gen Z-ified Springtrap monologue:
”Look at you! Look at the ___ you’ve become! Look at how L Rizz you are, how ___ ___ you are! You are woke among ___ ___!”
Sigmas; Skibidi toilet; sussy soyjacks
Though he was not involved in the subsequent terrorist attack on the courthouse, this person served as the plaintiff attorney for the Minecraft trial of the century.
Me :3
Counting spinoffs, this is the number of movies in the Evil Bong franchise listed on Wikipedia.
10