Movie Quotes
Christmas Movies Described Badly
Christmas Story
Christmas Movies that Aren't
Christmas Songs
100

“What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas ... perhaps ... means a little bit more!”

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

100

A social outcast of high birth is driven from home, lives in the wild with his sidekicks, then returns to become accepted back to the community and save his love interest.

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer

100

This is the reason Mary and Joseph had to travel to Bethlehem while Mary was pregnant

To be counted in the census

100

Child services are not called as a family leaves their child to fend for himself, having to fight off a home invasion.  

Home Alone

100

I love Thee, Lord Jesus look down from the sky and stay by my side, 'til morning is nigh.

Away In A Manger

200

“Isn’t there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?” 

A Charlie Brown Christmas

200

An abandoned child with a congenital heart defect takes revenge on the town that ridiculed him.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

200

This is the name of the cousin of the Mary stayed with

Elizabeth

200

Office holiday party ends in an explosion and many, many deaths.

Die Hard

200

Long lay the world in sin and error pining, 'tll He appeared and the soul felt its worth.

O Holy Night

300

“You smell like beef and cheese. You don’t smell like Santa.”

Elf

300
A man commits manslaughter in front of his child and gets a new job

The Santa Clause

300

This gospel doesn't describe the birth of Jesus

Mark

300

An orphan plays dress up and meets like-minded people, who aren't as nice as they first seem...again

Batman Returns

300

They looked up and saw a star shining in the East, beyond them far

The First Noel

400

“Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.”

It’s a Wonderful Life

400

A man has to go to court to prove his identity.

Miracle on 34th Street

400

According to the bible, these animals were specifically mentioned as being present in the stable when Jesus was born? 

None

400

Noseless guy has an unhealthy obsession with a special teenaged boy

Harry Potter

400

Shepherds, why this jubilee? Why these songs of happy cheer? What great brightness did you see? What glad tiding did you hear?

Angels We Have Heard on High

500

“For when the first snow is also a Christmas snow, well, something wonderful is bound to happen.”

Frosty the Snowman

500

A reckless sociopath ruins the holidays for his family by generally just being a dangerous idiot.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

500

Because of persecution from King Herod, Jesus spent some of His early childhood years in this country

Egypt

500

“A man with PTSD builds a robot army to kill a guy he treated badly many years ago, who coincidentally has fire powers.”

Iron Man 3

500

Join the triumph of the skies; with the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem!

Hark! The Herald Angels Sing