“What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas ... perhaps ... means a little bit more!”
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
A social outcast of high birth is driven from home, lives in the wild with his sidekicks, then returns to become accepted back to the community and save his love interest.
Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer
This is the reason Mary and Joseph had to travel to Bethlehem while Mary was pregnant
To be counted in the census
Child services are not called as a family leaves their child to fend for himself, having to fight off a home invasion.
Home Alone
I love Thee, Lord Jesus look down from the sky and stay by my side, 'til morning is nigh.
Away In A Manger
“Isn’t there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?”
A Charlie Brown Christmas
An abandoned child with a congenital heart defect takes revenge on the town that ridiculed him.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
This is the name of the cousin of the Mary stayed with
Elizabeth
Office holiday party ends in an explosion and many, many deaths.
Die Hard
Long lay the world in sin and error pining, 'tll He appeared and the soul felt its worth.
O Holy Night
“You smell like beef and cheese. You don’t smell like Santa.”
Elf
The Santa Clause
This gospel doesn't describe the birth of Jesus
Mark
An orphan plays dress up and meets like-minded people, who aren't as nice as they first seem...again
Batman Returns
They looked up and saw a star shining in the East, beyond them far
The First Noel
“Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.”
It’s a Wonderful Life
A man has to go to court to prove his identity.
Miracle on 34th Street
According to the bible, these animals were specifically mentioned as being present in the stable when Jesus was born?
None
Noseless guy has an unhealthy obsession with a special teenaged boy
Harry Potter
Shepherds, why this jubilee? Why these songs of happy cheer? What great brightness did you see? What glad tiding did you hear?
Angels We Have Heard on High
“For when the first snow is also a Christmas snow, well, something wonderful is bound to happen.”
Frosty the Snowman
A reckless sociopath ruins the holidays for his family by generally just being a dangerous idiot.
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Because of persecution from King Herod, Jesus spent some of His early childhood years in this country
Egypt
“A man with PTSD builds a robot army to kill a guy he treated badly many years ago, who coincidentally has fire powers.”
Iron Man 3
Join the triumph of the skies; with the angelic host proclaim Christ is born in Bethlehem!
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing