Famous Daves
David Blaine and David Copperfield are both known for this kind of performance
Magic
This "sport" typically involves stylistically maneuvering through urban environments, including jumping between buildings, performing flips, and climbing.
Parkour
Somebody once told me
The world is gonna roll me
Because of their unique oil glands, chickens bathe by spreading this over their feathers
Dirt / dust
Guinness record holder Don Gorske has consumed approximately 34,200 of this most iconic sandwich of fast food
Big Mac
He sang Life on Mars, Ziggy Stardust, and Starman.
David Bowie
Six of these animals chase participants down the streets of Pamplona, Spain, causing an average of 50-100 injuries.
Bulls
Carry on my wayward son....
There'll be peace when you are done
Chickens live in flocks, and the hierarchy that they establish within these flocks is known as this
The Pecking Order
The average American will have 1,500 of this type of sandwich before they graduate high school
PB&J
This footballer played for Manchester United, Real Madrid, and even the Los Angeles Galaxy.
David Beckham
Cheese
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide / no escape from reality
Chickens experience this stage of sleep, which suggests that, like humans, they can dream
REM (rapid eye movement)
This sandwich consists of thinly slice corned beef, swiss cheese, and sauerkraut on rye bread
Reuben
Nirvana
Perhaps inspired by the Swiss Family Robinson, the Penn National Racecourse hosts an annual race in which jockeys ride not on horses or camels but these creatures.
Ostriches
A long, long time ago / I can still remember
How that music used to make me smile
Chickens can see this part of the color spectrum, which exists between visible light and x-rays
Ultraviolet
A sub sandwich piled high with deli meats and cheeses is known by this term around Philly, which is also the name for the type of roll it's served on
Hoagie
This Dave is known for his distinctive voice, which he uses to narrate nature documentaries.
Sir David Attenborough
In a very peculiar endurance sport from Yorkshire, England, contestants are subjected to this animal being placed in their trousers in order to determine who can withstand the longest.
A ferret
Hello darkness my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
This is the record for most yolks in a single egg (hint: it's between 1-10).
9
The Jewish text known as the Haggadah recounts how Hillel the Elder consumed one of the earliest recorded sandwiches: unleavened matzoh, bitter herbs, and lamb, prepared for this annual Jewish holiday
The Passover