What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
why was Cinderella bad at soccer
she kept running away from the ball
20x2
40
pikachu
gospel is good news
ture
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
Why did the cell phone get glasses?
Because she lost all her contacts.
10x10
100
i have an orange ascot
fred
scooby do was made 20 years ago
false its 55
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Why is Santa good at karate?
He has a black belt.
100x10
1000
im so sick of them
coming at me again
miranda lambert has a cook book
true
What goes up but never comes down?
Age
Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
Beast Buy.
30x3
90
under my
umbrella
there are 7 harry potter books
true
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
Why did the turkey join a band?
So he could use his drumsticks.
500x100
50000
stawyifltor
taylor swift
the capital of nc is london