FUNNY
VOCABULARIES
VOCABULARIES
"ENGLISH" SO'ZINI TO'G'RI TALAFFUS QILIB BERING
INGLISH
FAST RUNNING
RUNNING FAST
QAYSI FORMULAGA MOS KELADI?
ADJ+NOUN
VERB+ADV
I make two people out of one by seeing. By what ?
A MIRROR
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE CAPITAL OF GREAT BRITAIN?
LONDON
EVERY TIME WHEN I SEE THENAME WHICH IS WRITTEN ON POSTER , I WANT TO BOMB(JOKE). WHICH SUBJECT AM I GOING TO SAY?
CHEMISTRY
"DO YOU HAVE"
"HAVE YOU GOT"
QAYSI BIRI RASMIY INGLIZ TILIDA ISHLATILADI?
DO YOU HAVE?
I WENT TO THE SHOP ................. BUY(ING) SOMETHING
IN ORDER TO
TO
FOR
. In the restaurant, two fathers and two sons have come. But they all 3 eggs . How come does it become?
GRANDFATHER AND HIS SON (FATHER)
FATHER AND HIS SON (GRANDSON)
IT IS SAID THAT COLUMBUS WENT TO SOMEWHERE. AND HE THOUGHT THAT I CAME TO THE INDIA. WHERE DID HE VISIT?
AMERICA
THE SUBJECT MEANS "THE SUBJECT ABOUT LIFE" . WHAT IS IT?
BIOLOGY
"FAST" SO'ZI DINIY MA'NOSINI AYTING?
RO'ZA TUTMOQ
I NEED A PEN TO WRITE. .............. PEN IS SO BEATUFULLY WRITTEN. BUT IT IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE.
NUQTALAR O'RNIGA MOS SO'ZNI TOPING
THE ANIQ ARTIKLI
What cause was Cola firstly used AND IT WAS SOLD IN CHEMISTRY'S?
DECREASING HEADACHE
TELL THE COUNTRY WHAT IS LIKE THE FIGURE "BOOT"
ITALY
MATHEMATICS HAVE TWO CHILDREN. BOTH OF THEM HELP US TO MEASURE SOME MEASUREMENTS
ALGEBRA AND GEOMETRY
"PASHSHA" GA VA "MASJID" SO'ZIGA MOS KELUVCHI SO'ZNI TOPING
"MOSQUE"
ANTONIMIK QATORNI TO'LDIRING:
GOOD-BAD
.BEAUTIFUL-..............
.EXPENSIVE-.............
...POOR-............
......RESPONSIBLE-.........
UGLY
CHEAP
RICH
IRRESPONSIBLE
There was a plane crash and every single person died.
Who survived?
MARRIED PEOPLE
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE LOCATIONS OF TWO COUNTRIES (TOGO AND TONGO) ARE THE SAME PLACE?
TOGO(AFRICAN) AND TONGO (AMERICAN)
WHEN I HAVE THIS SUBJECT, I HAVE A DREAM WHAT I WOULD VISIT THE UNIVERSE
ASTRONOMY
I CAN CAN A CAN
SHUNAQASI HAM BO'LARKANDA INGLIZ TILIDA MA'NOSI NIMA EKAN?
MEN KONSERVA BANKASINI OCHA OLAMAN
THERE IS A PROVERB IN UZBEK "WITHOUT EXPENSING IS ZERO WITHOUT WHAT?
TRYING
Fan of football know that Lamine Yamal has been playing for FC BARCELONA. He was born in Marrakesh, but he decides to be in Spain national football team. Although he is a young football star, Marrakesh people hate him for something. What can it be?
HE IS A CITIZENSHIP OF SPAIN
DO YOU KNOW THE CITY OF ANYWHERE WHICH SOUND LIKE UZBEK WORD "OFTOBA"?
OTTOVA
I SPENT A LOT OF MONEY. I SHOULD LEARN THE SUBJECT, WHICH SUBJECT WILL IT BE?
ECONOMY