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What is the 15 letter in the alphabet?
O.
Who is the voice of Princes Poppy?
A) Ophra
B) Sally Jumangi
C) Anna Kendrick
D) None
C) Anna Kendrick
What is the was 2007's ugliest dog contest winner
Elwood a chiwawa
How much wood could a woodchuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
700 pounds
Who was the first princess to be made?
Snow white
How many cats does the crazy cat lady have?
1.6 milion
What did the actress do when she saw her first strands of gray hair?
She thought she would dye [die].
What is the teachers favourite food?
Chicken Nuggets
What is the definition of a will?
It is a dead giveaway!!
Why did the two peanuts run away from the tough neighborhood at night
Because one of them was a-salted
What happens to chemists when they die?
We barium [bury them]
Why is b always cool
Because it is between ac
What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?
An onion
Why did the TV cross the road
Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
Why do some fish stay at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school. [A collection of fishes is called a school]