Funny riddles
What type of dress can never be worn?
address
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What is the end of everything?
The letter “g”
People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?
Money
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name
What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
A clock
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are a grandfather, father, and son.
I am always hungry and will die if not fed, but whatever I touch will soon turn red. What am I?
Fire
What do you get if you put a radio in the fridge?
cool music
Ms. Smith has four daughters. Each daughter has a brother. How many kids are there in total?
Five, there are four daughters and one son. Each daughter has the same brother
A red house is made out of red bricks. A blue house is made out of blue bricks. What is a green house made out of?
glass
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A towel
What do you call two witches who live together?
broommates