Weird Al Songs
This song, a parody of Madonna's Like A Virgin, depicts its subject as a bumbling medical practitioner
Like A Surgeon
This female trailblazer was definitely eaten by Coconut Crabs come on
Amelia Earheart
Upon the passing of this actor, who served as an oddball politician, he was functionally replaced by his cowboy brothers played by Sam Elliot
Adam West
My G.O.A.T., James Cameron, is right once again! These sea faring behemoths are known to be emotionally and socially intelligent
Whales
Gambit
Al had to peruse fandom message boards in order to pen the lyrics of this sci-fi themed parody of the Don McLean classic
The Saga Begins
Suspected to be anyone from Loki to MF DOOM, this plane hijacker vanished as mysteriously as he appeared.
D.B. Cooper
This actress from When Harry Met Sally, among other things, served as Peter's superior at the Brewery until 2017, when the character was retired for obvious reasons
Carrie Fisher
These ocean creatures have been known to mimic the shapes of other animals, indicating they have a considerable level of intelligence, if not a lack of bones
Octopuses (that is the correct plural, shut up)
you wouldn't think this horror themed MCU entry would be that hard to pull off. They've done it three times before! Nonetheless, this movie was announced in 2019 and has reportedly had to restart its development many times.
Blade
The music video for this Chamillionare parody features Key and Peele driving away in a panic from a comically dorky Al
White and Nerdy
This Teamster, heavily alleged to be involved in the assassination of JFK, went out to meet some people about fixing fences. We have no idea what happened next.
Jimmy Hoffa
This supporting actor Oscar winner plays Lois' estranged brother who, SPOILERS, ends up being a serial killer who tries to strangle Peter
Robert Downey JR.
It should be no surprise that these mud loving animals are more smart than we give time credit for. some individuals have gone on record to star communist uprisings, so I've read.
Pigs
The worst people you know will insist that these team up films are still on the table, the rights just need to be sold to Netflix!
Sequel(s) to Zack Snyder's Justice League
This song, featured in 1986's The Transformers The Movie, was described by the leader of its parodied band as the best song they've never written
Dare To Be Stupid
This Australian Prime Minister went swimming in 1977 and never came back...
Harold Holt
This 'RIPD' star is the subject of an episode where Peter becomes increasingly uncomfortable with his fruity behavior.
Ryan Reynolds
While, in reality, these familiar animals probably are not very skilled with sign language, neither am I, so I guess it's unfair to decry their intelligence
Gorillas
This would be Nicholas Cage lead film's reference in The Flash was only made so the film would 100% make Kevin Smith reach climax
Superman Lives
This original tune features Al listing off the names of these beloved fictional monsters, set to his well known European music genre of choice
Polkamon
The last we heard from this "local" explorer was that, following a mutiny on his northeastern voyage, he took off on a dingy with his son.
Gilbert Godfried
This dubious Dinosaur (if it even really existed) was hyped up for its proportionally large brain size, though in reality it's about as smart as a modern day Opossum
Trodden
This animated superhero movie is the final performance of Marlin Brando. Or at least, it would be, had it not been cancelled for unknown reasons.
Big Bug man