Technically Accurate Movie Descriptions
Doll has an existential crisis over death
What is Barbie
Basements & Flying Lizards
Dungeons & Dragons
We finally get to see how a guy starts his candy slave empire
What is Wonka
The Big Merman
What is The Little Mermaid
Hot immigrant falls in love with a wet boy
What is Elemental
Protectors of the Universe: Third Installment
Guadians of the Galaxy: Volume 3
Cars continue to crash in spectacularly stupid ways for literally the tenth time
What is Fast X
Water
What is Air
Bear finds a special Columbian export
What is Cocaine Bear
Manor
What is Haunted Mansion
Fantasy creatures sing so hard they solve racism
Slow Z
What is Fast X
American has an existential crisis over Japanese death
What is Oppenhiemer
Shapeshifters: Advance of the Monsters
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts
City leaves their protection to a ten-year-old's mutated animals
What is Paw Patrol: Mighty Pups
Regret
What is Wish
Plummer's brother gets lost and kidnapped by a monster with unrequited love for a ruler.
What is the Super Mario Brothers Movie
Adolescent Malformed Mercenary Tortoises
What is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Mutated black guy realises that his institution sucks
What is Spider Man Across The Spider-Verse
Drylady and the Discovered Republic
What is Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom