Which animal is on the Porsche logo?
(A) Horse
As sharp as a
– Razor, pin
I fix bathrooms, toilets and blocked water pipes.
(A) Plumber
Mary had a little lamb, were did it follow her too?
(A) School
What is the name of Elvis’s home?
Graceland Graceland
Memphis Tennessee, USA
Name the famous Auction website beginning with the letter E?
(A) Ebay
As clean as a
– whistle
someone who studies the planets and the stars.
(A) Astronomer
What a little boys made of?
(A) Frogs and snails and puppy dogs tails
Did Elvis join the Navy?
No, he was in the Army
Starting with D what were dance clubs called in the 1970s & 1980s?
(A) Disco’s
As proud as a
– Peacock
I treat sick and injured animals at my clinic.
(A) Vet
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, when he fell off the wall who couldn’t put him back together again?
(A) All the kings horses and all the kings men
What was Elvis’s wifes name?
Priscilla
What are the last words Jesus spoke on the cross according to the Gospel of John?
Answer: “It is finished.” (John 19:30)
As cunning as a
– Fox
I look after your feet.
(A) Podiatrist
When it was raining and pouring what was the old man doing?
(A) Snoring
What was Elvis’s daughters name?
Lisa Marie
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That’s Amore – Dean Martin
As poor as a
– Church mouse
I predict the weather forecast.
(A) Meteorologist
Pat a cake pat a cake bakers man bake me a cake as fast as you can, what letter of the alphabet did he mark the cake with?
(A) Roll it and pat it and mark it with B
What colour was Elvis’s iconic Cadillac in 1955?
Pink