"Bear" down now -- this alaskan island was headquarters of this Russian-American company until 1804
Kodiak
Atomic number 17, it's poisonous, smells bad & causes irritation to the nose, lungs, & throat; put some in my pool, please!
Chlorine
Known for bar soap, this company with lots o' green says its deodorant is "made for lads with the scents lasses love"
Irish spring
Seeing a lack of these deterring French men from settling in Lousiana, the government tried to ship some in
Women
If you roll a standard 6-sided die & a 2 comes up, this number is on the bottom
This monocled colonel served as the commandant of Stalag 13 on "Hogan's Heroes"
Colonel Klink
Put it on a sign that when air is liquefied at -320 degrees, this element is left behind as a gas
Neon
Take a chance... or a Coco Mademoiselle; both are women's fragrances from this company
Chanel
In 1624, the Dutch West India Company formed this colony in parts of what is now New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, and Delaware
New Netherland
Conchita the mule is always at the side of of this man who represents Colombian coffee growers
Juan Valdez
Your relatives
Kinfolk
If he were an ancient Roman, this giant might say "Fe fi fo ferrum"
The iron giant
Hello ladies..."the man your man could smell like" was Isaiah Mustafa as he picthed (shirtlessly) this product
Old spice
In 1699, this pirate was captured in Boston; he was hanged 2 years later, leaving legends of buried treasure behind
Captain Kidd
The suits in this deck of cards include wands, pentacles, and cups
"The happy wanderer" loves "to go a-wandering along the mountain track" with this on his back
His knapsack
Marlin & tilefish may contain high levels of this element, atomic number 80
Mercury
Sensitivity toothpastes from this brand include Full Protection and the not-so-sensitive-sounding Fresh Impact
Sensodyne
In September 1565, Father Francisco Lopez founded the first Catholic parish in what is now the U.S. in this Florida city
St. Augustine
Monroe's model 8130 one of these can display up to 12 digits & perform square roots
A calculator
This coin was named from the Russian word for "spear" because originally a rider with a spear was depicted on it
A kopeck
Glenn Seaborg & colleagues discovered this nucelar ingredient on Feb. 23, 1941
Plutonium
Face facts: face products from this Paris company include Age Perfect and Revitalift
L'Oreal
In June 1579, this British captain sailed into a harbor on the West Coast; San Fransicans say it was their bay
An orphan is the first line of a paragraph on its own at the bottom of a page; this term is used for the last line of a paragraph alone at the top of a page
A widow