Christmas Traditions
In Japan they don't want turkey, they want...
KFC
This pringles chip is a meal in a chip.
Sloppy Joe chips.
These dumb-dumbs stole three vases with what they thought was cocaine but it actually was what?
Someone's ashes.
When eating Cheetos, what is one drink you wouldn't think people would drink with them?
Milk
Just in time for the holidays is this soda flavor.
Turkey and gravy flavored soda.
In Norway, on Christmas Eve, you must hide these.
Your brooms so the witches don't ride them.
Thailand made this seafood flavored chip hot with chili.
Squid.
This is the dumbest excuse you can give as to why you shouldn't be given a DUI when you and your partner drive home drunk separately.
My partner is just behind me and they are drunker than I am!
Mayo.
South Korea loves this vegetable flavored soda. Personally it'd make me cry.
Onion.
In Venezuela it is tradition to go to Christmas church services this way.
By roller skates.
This cool vegetable flavor is also a chip flavor!
Cucumber
This person was caught immediately in this resort. How?
He ran away from the police into a nudist resort and was the only one wearing clothing.
No, wait, let's dunk banana's in this condiment instead.
Ketchup
two for one here, this pub food and dunking condiment makes for an interesting pair of soda's
Buffalo chicken wing and ranch dressing soda.
Just try to figure out the Catalan tradition of the "defecating log"
You put a funny face and hate on a log, "feed it" nuts and chocolate, then beat it with a stick on Christmas Eve to get it back.
Head to China if you want these fruit-flavored chips
Blueberry
This person got arrested for asking a clerk for a room at a hotel. Why?
Because the clerk was a state trooper and he had broken in drunkingly into a police station.
The best topping for your ice cream.
Spaghetti
Why would you drink this when you can eat it all around you outside.
Dirt.
In fact, what is up with Catalan because they add these to the nativity scene.
Pooping figurines.
Only Scotland would have these two flavors in one chip
Whisky and haggis.
This burglar was caught rather easily because he did this.
Stopped to take a bath in the house.
These ooey gooey cinnamon bun would be so much better with this baked into it.
Chili peppers.
This should be on popcorn, but instead your guzzling it as soda.
Butter flavored.