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Of course, as always, y'all shoulda expected what's the title of the story.

Hint: She is noisy as hell.

Malala: The Girl who would not be silenced

Yall shoulda see this comin'.

Who's the author of this article about Malala.

Ami Bornes

Which country is Malala from?

Pakistan.

Which terrorist organization shot Malala in the head?

The Taliban.

Malala got shot in the head multiple times by, which famous politician was also shot recently? (Answer in full name)

Hint: It is shown in the slide.

Donald Trump.

199

Which of the following word is used to describe stuff from Pakistan?

A: Pakistani

B: Pakistanese

C: Pakistanian

D: Pakista.

A: Pakistani.

199

Which country is where the university Malala is graduated from located.

★ Answer the full name of the country to earn double points.

The U.K. (The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)

199

A land mine, or landmine, is an explosive weapon concealed under or camouflaged on the ground, and designed to destroy or disable enemy targets, ranging from combatants to vehicles and tanks, as they pass over or near it.

Such a device is typically detonated automatically by way of pressure when a target steps on it or drives over it, although other detonation mechanisms are also sometimes used. A land mine may cause damage by direct blast effect, by fragments that are thrown by the blast, or by both. Land mines are typically laid throughout an area, creating a minefield which is dangerous to cross.

The use of land mines is controversial because of their potential as indiscriminate weapons. They can remain dangerous many years after a conflict has ended, harming civilians and the economy. With pressure from a number of campaign groups organized through the International Campaign to Ban Landmines, a global movement to prohibit their use led to the 1997 Convention on the Prohibition of the Use, Stockpiling, Production and Transfer of Anti-Personnel Mines and on their Destruction, also known as the Ottawa Treaty. To date, 164 nations have signed the treaty. However, China, the Russian Federation and the United States are not signatories.

Thanks for reading this useless long article.

Minus 400 points.

lmao. Btw the mine is not mine.

199

Name any three words that rhyme with the word honor. (Require only the er sound)

Call out any word you know that rhymes with it.

Figure, Digger, Trigger, Ni

Nicer man innit? What? What are expecting other word than nicer?

199

Which of the four quotes isn't what Malala said before?

A: “Let us make our future now and let us make our dreams tomorrow’s reality.”

B: "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."

C: “If people were silent, nothing would change.”

D: “I truly believe the only way we can create global peace is through not only educating our minds, but our hearts and our souls.”

B: The quote is said by Ghandi.

Annnnnnnnd u shouldn't be silent, and we should all start answering questions

299

The Life and Impact of Osama bin Laden

Osama bin Laden, born in 1957 in Saudi Arabia, was the founder of the extremist group al-Qaeda. Bin Laden gained international notoriety for orchestrating several high-profile terrorist attacks, including the devastating September 11, 2001, attacks in the United States. On that day, four hijacked airplanes were used as weapons to strike the World Trade Center towers in New York City and the Pentagon in Washington, D.C., resulting in nearly 3,000 deaths and significant damage.

Following the September 11 attacks, the U.S. launched a global war on terror, focusing on dismantling al-Qaeda and capturing bin Laden. For nearly a decade, bin Laden remained elusive, hiding in various locations. In 2011, U.S. Navy SEALs conducted a covert operation in Abbottabad, Pakistan, where bin Laden was found and killed. This operation was a significant moment in the global fight against terrorism.

The death of bin Laden was widely reported as a major victory for the U.S. and its allies, symbolizing progress in the fight against al-Qaeda. It also sparked debates about the effectiveness of counterterrorism strategies and the future of global security.

What significant action did the U.S. take after the September 11, 2001, attacks?

A: Signed new trade agreements.

B: Launched a global war on terror.

C: Increased funding for space programs.

D: Improved domestic infrastructure.

B: Launched a global war on terror.

299

Which of the following is not a country? (Including former ones)

A. Solomon Islands

B. Mauritius

C. St. Vincent and the Grenadines

D. Suriname

E. Rajastan

F. Czechoslovakia.

E, it's a province in India.

F - Czechoslovakia was a Central European country split into the Czech Republic and Slovakia in 1993.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

299

Yes, just read it. Don't stop.

"Malala’s banana cabana, by the panorama of the savannah, hosts a band of flamboyant iguanas in pajamas, dancing with piranhas in bandanas, all while an extravagant gang of cabanas and bananas in bandanas orchestrates a gala with maracas and hammocks in a tropical cabana extravaganza."

Ez right?

299

In October 2012, on Malala's way home from school, a masked gunman boarded her school bus and asked, “Who is Malala?” He shot Malala on the left side of her head.

As we all know, recovering from a gunshot wound to the head is a complex process that involves understanding various chemical and biological aspects of healing. Key considerations include:

1 Hemostasis: Stopping bleeding requires clotting factors and medications that aid in blood clotting.

2 Neuroprotection: Protecting brain cells from damage involves using antioxidants and drugs to reduce inflammation and oxidative stress.

3 Infection Control: Antibiotics are essential to prevent infections and support the body's natural defenses.

4 Neuroplasticity: Therapies and drugs that support brain cell recovery and adaptation are important for rehabilitation.

5 Pain Management: Effective pain relief may involve analgesics and understanding their mechanisms of action.

6 Rehabilitation: Various medications and treatments support cognitive and physical recovery.

7 Balancing Chemicals: Maintaining electrolyte balance and metabolic functions is crucial for overall recovery.

What is a key aspect of managing a gunshot wound to the head that involves stopping bleeding?

Hemostasis, which involves using clotting factors and medications to aid in blood clotting.

299

Persuade us to give you point.

U wasted your time; we never intend to give u points.

399

Pronounce the following three words in the proper pronunciation of English

1. Lieutenant

2. Colonel

3. Rendezvous.

Maybe Helen Keller will agree with your pronunciation.

399

Sing the first two sentence of lyrics of "We Got to Celebrate Our Differences" accurately celebrate our differences.

Caught you racist in 4K.

399

Osama Bin Laden and Malala are hanging out in Malala's house with twenty-one-acre pool and fifty-six-acre garden, but they still decided to play a new game that they invented which seems extremely fun. The game is called the Boom Boom World Trade Centre, the game is played with a World Trade Centre model bought online and a miniature aircraft.

Osama Bin Laden worked forty jules on the aircraft, unfortunately, it did not hit the World Trade Centre, but it did move five metres closer to the World Trade Centre building. Osama Bin Laden then used the same amount of force to move the airplane, and it accelerated at a rate of four metres per second square right towards the World Trade Centre.

Now, it is Malala's turn to attack the World Trade Centre. She pushed the same miniature aircraft towards the World Trade Centre with 80 kgw of force in hopes of causing triple the casualties Osama Bin Laden had caused in real life.

What is the acceleration rate of Malala's miniature aircraft?

40 metres per second square.

399

Identity Malala in the slide show.

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Haha, additional question. How many lalas were there in the whole Jeopardy game? (Including the title, questions, answers & pictures) (If this question is chosen before all questions reveal, save this question to the end. Btw closest team earns double points. lalalalalalalalalalalalalala~)

399

In the United States of America, there is a warning all police officers have to memorize and will have to recite it flawlessly when arresting a suspect. This warning is also known as the ______ ______.

For Instance, if a police officer were to arrest Malala because she is suspected to be involved in a terrorist organization, the police officer will we required to recite the following words.

"The _____ _____ is part of a preventive criminal procedure rule that law enforcement are required to administer to protect an individual who is in custody and subject to direct questioning or its functional equivalent from a violation of their Fifth Amendment right against compelled self-incrimination."

Which of the following choice should be filled into the blank?

A: The Amanda Collins Law

B: Miranda Warning

C: Police Fore-Arresting Measures

D: Stella Laws of Arresting Rights.

499

Which of the following words best describe Malala?

A: Inquisitive

B: Comprehensive

C: Pendulous

D: Calamitous.

Inquisitive - caving or showing an interest in learning things; curious.

Comprehensive - complete and including everything that is necessary.

Pendulous - hanging down loosely.

Calamitous - involving calamity; catastrophic or disastrous.

499

Which of the following word best suits the personality of Malala?

A: Pedophile

B: Arenophile

C: Epistemophiliac

D: xenophile.

Pedophile - a person who is sexually attracted to children.

Arenophile - one who collects sand samples.

Epistemophiliac - excessive striving for or preoccupation with knowledge.

Xenophile - someone who is attracted to foreign people, places, and customs.

499

Which of the following cities is not located in Malala's home country Pakistan

A: Islamabad - a city beside mountainous landscapes

B: Lahore - a city where cultures and lifestyles are nearly identical to India

C: Karachi - A large port city along the Indian River

D: Kabul - A city currently occupied by Taliban.

499

As you can see the points of the game, stuff you buy from stores are often priced at 199, 299 etc. Instead of rounding it up, manipulating yourself into thinking it is less expensive than it should be. What is this psychological strategy known as?

A: Manipulating price tags

B: Psychological pricing

C: Mind-Controlling pricing

D: Depricing.

499

Malala's story mentions that she became the youngest Peace Nobel Prize winner. As we all know, in addition to the Peace Nobel Prize, there are many different Nobel Prizes, spanning more fields, such as physics, Chemistry, literature, economics, etc. But in addition to the formal Nobel Prizes, there is also something called the Ig Nobel Prize, also known as the Humor Nobel Prize, which is a funny imitation of the Nobel Prize. The award-winning achievement "is a social criticism that ironically exposes absurdities; and it is useful research and knowledge."

And for the 2023 Ig Nobel Prize in Medicine was awarded to a team led by Natasha Mesinkovska. They used corpses to find out if the number of hairs in both nostrils was the same.

What did their study find about the number of nasal hairs in each nostril?

Their study found that the average number of nasal hairs per nostril was 120, with lengths ranging from 0.81 cm to 1.035 cm.