Nature
What has a bark but no bite?
a tree
I am not alive, but I can haunt your dreams. I come without warning, and I leave without a trace. What am I?
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
A coin.
What falls but never gets hurt?
Rain
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
It is time to fix the fence
What gets shorter as it grows older?
A candle
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Light
What's always found on the ground but never gets dirty?
a shadow
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
a mushroom
What has a neck but no head?
a bottle
What runs, but never walks, has a bed, but never sleeps?
a river
The more there is the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock.
I’m not alive, but I can grow. I don’t have lungs, but I need air. What am I?
Fire
The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
a coffin
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays three days, then rides out of town on Friday. How?
His horse is named Friday.
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano