Fake Fans
Pun Time
Alumni
200

Puka Nacua

17

200

Would be cool to live next door to this Rookie WR

Neighbor Nebers

200

Jalen Hurts

Joe Mixon

Mark Andrews


Oklahoma

400

Sam LaPorta

87

400

Must be nice to be related to the NFC Souths new $180mil man

Cousins Cousin

400

AJ Brown

Evan Engram

Laremy Tunsil

Ole Miss

600
De'Von Achane

28

600

This RB might have some time on his hands nursing a quad injury, perhaps making some beats or even baking

Mixon Mixin

600

Deebo Samuel

Rico Dowdle

Hayden Hurst

South Carolina

800

Stefon Diggs

1

800

Not much to choose from at this skinny AFC North receiver's garage sale

Slim Pickens Slim Pickins (Pickens Pickins)

800

David Njoku

Denzel Perryman

KJ Osborn

Miami

1000

Kenneth Walker III

9

1000

This sophomore receiver might consider a new PC with his $5.6m contract, perhaps this brand from the state he now calls home 

Dell's Dell

1000

Zach Charbonnet

Jake Bobo

Ka'imi Fairbairn

UCLA