History jokes
What kind of music does a pilgrim listen to
Plymouth Rock
What needs to be broken before it can be used
An egg
What do you call a singing sheep
Lady Ba Ba
What is Noah's favorite season of the year
Winter
What is Kev's favorite season of the Year
Fall
Why were the dark ages so dark
It had too many knights
What month of the year has 28 days
All of them
Why don't I trust aquariums
They're always fishy
What is Noah's favorite Holiday
Passover
What is Kev's favorite Holiday
Halloween
With some Caesars
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep
Why can't dinos clap their hands
Because they're extinct
What is Noah's favorite food
Deli Sandwiches
What is Kev's favorite food
Pizza/Chicken Parm
Which King invented Fractions
Henry the 1 1/2
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The Future
Who won the neck apparel contest
It ended up being a tie
What is Noah's favorite movie
Aliens, 12 angry men and Clue
What is Kev's favorite movie
Aliens, Star Wars or Scott Pilgrim vs the World
What did Mason say to Dixon during an argument
We've got to draw a line here
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
It's a one story house, they don't have stairs
Finish the sentence: Dogs might not be able to operate medical equipment...
...but catscan
What is Noah's favorite band
ACDC
What is Kev's Favorite band
The Killers