I'm sweet and cold with a stick to hold; a treat on a hot day, worth more than gold. What am I?
Popsicle
What has a head but no brain?
Lettuce
What five-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?
SWIMS
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and rode out on Friday. How is this possible?
His Horses name is Friday
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle and _____?
David
What goes up, but never comes down?
Age
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your Left Hand
What kind of room has no walls, door or windows?
Mushroom
What is more useful when it is broken?
An Egg
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A Pillow
Ask this question all day long, but always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers will be correct. What is the question?
What Time is It?
When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?
A Birthday Candle
Two girls were born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time, in the same month and year, and yet they're not twins. How can this be?
The two babies are two of a set of triplets.
What has hands but cannot clap?
A Clock
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W
A man goes out for a walk during a storm with nothing to protect him from the rain. He doesn’t have a hat, a hood or an umbrella. But by the end of his walk, there isn’t a single wet hair on his head. Why doesn’t the man have wet hair?
He is Bald
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A Hole
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are grandfather, father, and son.
What is always in front of you, but can’t be seen?
The Future
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your Name
Take off my skin — I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An Onion
Where is the only place where today comes before yesterday?
Dictionary