I Heart You
My hearts beats fast for you.
What is tachycardia?
Sometimes called Type 3, sometimes Type 4 diabetes?
What is dementia?
Do you see what I see? This disease causes exophthalmos.
What is hyperthyroidism?
Kilograms over meters squared.
What is BMI?
Like Beyonce said "You make me lose my breath"
What is dsypnea?
Too much sugar in the blood can cause this to occur.
They say stress is bad, but my cortisol is off the charts!
These jeans are tight because my genes are "T"
What are the thrifty genes?
Its okay for you to pull on my heart strings, but not okay for you to inflame the heart's purse
What is pericarditis?
I feel nothing, for you or anything else for that case.
What is peripheral neuropathy?
When the adrenal glands don't produce enough cortisol or aldosterone?
What is Addison's Disease?
Everywhere I look there is food, but I can't get to it.
What is a food mirage?
Baby its cold outside, or is it just me? My fingers are blue.
What is Raynaud's phenomenon
I block, block, block...sugar.
My metabolism has slowed down, and it really starting to bother me.
What is hypothyroidism?
This study applied the biopsychosocial model of health and aloha, it worked.
What is the Wainaenae Diet?
Keeping blowing and the bubble may burst.
What is an aneurysm?
Diabetes Mellitus means, flowing like honey. This one has no taste at all
What is Diabetes Insipidus?
Its not halloween yet, but this other name for hyperthyrodism is still spooky.
What is Graves' Disease?
The most effective measure of body fatness.
What is DEXA?