WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO SHOW RESPECT WHEN A STAFF MEMBER ASKS FOR HELP
A) ROLL YOUR EYES AND WALK AWAY
B) NOD EAGERLY AND LEND A HAND
C) IGNORE THEM AND PRETEND YOU DIDN'T HEAR
D) IGNORE THE QUESTION AND STARE BLANKLY
WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED YOUR TASK, YOU SHOULD:
A) COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW LONG IT TOOK
B) WALK AWAY QUICKLY WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING
C) LET STAFF KNOW THAT YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE TASK
D) PRETEND YOU DIDN'T FINISH AND WALK OUT
WHAT'S A GOOD RESPONSE IF THE INVENTORY IS WRONG?
A) DOUBLE-CHECK AND NOTIFY THE TEAM
B) WRITE "MATH IS A LIE" ON THE CLIPBOARD
C) BLAME IT ON THE FORKLIFT. ALWAYS.
D) FLIP A COIN TO DECIDE WHAT IS CORRECT
HOW OFTEN SHOULD YOU WASH YOUR HANDS AT WORK?
A) ONCE PER DECADE
B) WHEN YOUR HANDS START MOVING ON THEIR OWN
C) ONLY IF YOU LOSE A BET
D) REGULARLY, ESPECIALLY AFTER EATING, USING THE RESTROOM, OR HANDLING SHARED TOOLS
THE FIRE ALARM GOES OFF. WHAT'S YOUR FIRST MOVE.
A) PRACTICE YOUR OPERA VOCALS
B) YELL "ITS A DRILL" AND DO CARTWHEELS
C) HIDE IN A FILING CABINET AND HOPE FOR THE BEST
D) EVACUATE QUICKLY AND CALMLY FOLLOWING THE EXIT SIGNS
WHEN A STAFF MEMBER CORRECTS YOUR MISTAKE, YOU SHOULD :
A) GET DEFENSIVE AND ARGUE
B) IMMEDIATELY SWITCH TOPICS TO YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW
C) WALK AWAY PRETENDING YOU DIDN'T HEAR
D) SAY, "THANKS FOR THE HEADS-UP"
THE BEST WAY TO MAINTAIN A POSITIVE ATTITUDE AT WORK IS:
A) BE PATIENT, RESPECTFUL, AND SHOW GRATITUDE
B) COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME
C) IGNORE STAFF AND DO YOUR OWN THING
D) MAKE JOKES AT EVERYONE'S EXPENSE
HOW DO YOU RESPOND WHEN PPE (PERSONAL PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT) IS UNCOMFORTABLE?
A) CUT HOLES IN IT FOR "STYLE"
B) TURN YOUR SAFETY VEST INTO A CROP TOP
C) ASK A SUPERVISOR FOR ALTERNATIVE OPTIONS
D) REPLACE YOUR HARD HAT WITH A PIRATE HAT
YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. WHAT'S THE PROFESSIONAL WAY TO HANDLE IT?
A) DO YOUR BEST, TAKE BREAKS IF NEEDED, AND ASK FOR SUPPORT
B) TAKE IT OUT ON STAFF AND START COMPLAINING
C) ANNOUNCE IT WITH A MEGAPHONE
D) WEAR A SIGN THAT SAYS "CAUTION"
SOMEONE SPILLS WATER IN A BUSY WALKWAY. BEST NEXT STEP?
A) CLEAN IT OR REPORT IT SO NO ONE SLIPS
B) BUILD A TINY BOAT AND SAIL IT
C) DO A VICTORY DANCE ON THE BREAK ROOM TABLE
D) LEAVE IT AND ACT LIKE YOU DID NOT SEE IT.
HOW CAN YOU BEST DEMONSTRATE A POSITIVE ATTITUDE TOWARD STAFF?
A) SMIRK AND MAKE SARCASTIC COMMENTS
B) BE SILENT AND STARE AT THE FLOOR.
C) SMILE, MAKE EYE CONTACT, AND THANK THEM
D) PLAY A GAME ON YOUR PHONE LOUDLY
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO WHEN A STAFF MEMBER ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING?
A) HAVE A TANTRUM AND TELL THEM OFF
B) GET OTHER STAFF INVOLVED UNTIL YOU GET YOUR WAY
C) LISTEN RESPECTFULLY AND DO WHT YOU ARE ASKED TO DO
D) RESPOND WITH DRAMATIC "SIGHS"
YOU DROPPED A SMALL TOOL ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO YOU DO?
A) PRETEND YOU NEVER SAW IT AND MOONWALK AWAY
B) KICK IT UNDER THE SHELF LIKE A HOCKEY PUCK
C) PICK IT UP IMMEDIATELY TO PREVENT ACCIDENTS
D) LEAVE IT AS A SURPRISE FOR THE NEXT SHIFT
YOU SEE OTHERS SLACKING OFF WHILE YOU ARE WORKING HARD. YOU SHOULD:
A) POLITELY SUGGEST THEY START A "LAZY OLYMPICS"
B) FORM A UNION OF "ACTUALLY WORKING PEOPLE"
C) DUCT TAKE ONE OF THEM TO THEIR CHAIR WITH A SIGN THAT SAYS "FUTURE WORKAHOLIC"--HANDLE WITH CARE
D) KEEP DOING YOUR JOB AND TALK TO A LEAD IF NECESSARY
YOU'RE USING A BOX CUTTER. WHAT'S THE SAFE WAY TO GO ABOUT IT?
A) CUT AWAY FROM YOUR BODY AND WEAR GLOVES IF NEEDED
B) CLOSE YOUR EYES AND TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS
C) DO IT AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.
D) DUEL WITH ANOTHER COLLEAGUE USING BOX CUTTERS LIKE STAR WARS
WHAT'S THE BEST RESPONSE IF A STAFF MEMBER ASKS YOU TO BE PATIENT?
A) WHINE LOUDLY
B) POUT LIKE A TODDLER
C) SAY, "OF COURSE, I APPRECIATE YOUR HELP"
D) PRETEND YOU ARE BUSY DOING SOMETHING ELSE
WHAT'S THE WORST THING TO DO WHEN TALKING TO STAFF?
A) ARGUE ABOUT WHO SHOULD DO WHAT AND CAUSE MORE CONFUSION
B) LISTEN AND BE POLITE
C) SAY "THANK YOU" AND BE FRIENDLY
D) ASK IF THEY NEED HELP
YOU NOTICE A COWORKER HAS a STRONG BODY ODOR. WHAT'S THE BEST ACTION?
A) LEAVE SOAP ANONYMOUSLY AT THEIR WORKSTATION WITH A NOTE "YOU KNOW"
B) SET UP AN AIR FRESHNER AMBUSH
C) START SPRAYING FEBREZE IN MORSE CODE
D) SAY NOTHING AND LET A SUPERVISOR HANDLE IT IF NECESSARY
YOU WORE THE SAME WORK SHIRT FOR THREE DAYS IN A ROW. WHAT'S THE NEXT MOVE?
A) CALL IT "VINTAGE"
B) SPRAY IT WITH AIR FRESHENER AND PRAY
C) WASH IT. HYGIENE MATTERS
D) ASK COWORKERS TO SIGN IT LIKE A CONCERT TEE.
YOU SEE SMOKE COMING FROM THE ELECTRICAL ROOM. WHAT DO YOU DO?
A) LIGHT A CANDLE SO IT "BLENDS IN"
B) INVESTIGATE WITH A FLASHLIGHT LIKE SCOOBY-DOO
C) BLOW ON IT AND HOPE IT GOES OUT
D) ALERT YOUR SUPERVISOR IMMEDIATELY AND EVACUATE
HOW SHOULD YOU HANDLE A DISAGREEMENT WITH STAFF?
A) SHOUT AND REFUSE TO LISTEN
B) ARGUE UNTIL YOU GET YOUR WAY
C) STOMP YOUR FEET AND HAVE A TANTRUM
D) CALMLY EXPRESS YOUR POINT AND LISTEN TO THEIRS
FORKLIFT ETIQUETTE INCLUDES ALL OF THE FOLLOWING EXCEPT:
A) HONKING WHEN APPROACHING CORNERS
B) WATCHING FOR PEDESTRIANS
C) DOING DONUTS FOR FUN
D) DRIVING AT A SAFE SPEED
IT'S FLU SEASON. WHEN SHOULD YOU STAY HOME?
A) ONLY IF YOU TURN INTO A ZOMBIE
B) AFTER YOU SNEEZE ON AT LEAST 3 COWORKERS
C) IF YOU ARE COUGHING, SNEEZING, OR HAVE A FEVER
D) WHEN YOUR TISSUES FILE A WORKER'S COMP CLAIM
YOU SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER THE BREAK ROOM COUNTER. WHAT NOW?
A) BLAME IT ON THE GHOST OF CAFFEINE PAST
B) JUST CLEAN IT UP
C) COVER IT WITH PAPER TOWELS AND PRETEND IT'S ART
D) POST A WARNING SIGN: "LAKE JAVA: NO SWIMMING"
EMERGENCY EXITS SHOULD BE:
A) DECORATED WITH CHAIRS AND HOLIDAY LIGHTS
B) A SECRET SURPRISE PATH
C) CLEAR, UNLOCKED, AND NEVER BLOCKED
D) RESERVED FOR DRAMATIC EXITS ONLY