Jokes
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern
Hint: where do you find pumpkins?
With a pumpkin patch
Read me or write me, I’m good for a fright.
I can be spooky, but I’m best told at night.
What am I?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Hint: what does a skeleton not have?
He had no guts
This is a common little bug
That many people fear
This fear has a special name
It’s arachnophobia
What am I?
A spider
How can you tell a vampire has a cold?
Hint: what do vampires sleep in?
He starts coffin'
Who is old, has a white beard and performs magic but is forgotten on Halloween?
Santa Claus
What did the art critic call Frankenstein's monster's painting?
Hint: What might someone call an amazing piece of art?
A monsterpiece!
I am scary, and when you have more of me, you will see only less. What am I?
Darkness
Why don't zombies eat fast food?
Hint: zombies are slooooooow
They can't catch it!
This place has hardly any lights, but a lot of creaking floors. There are all kinds of strange noises and some random slamming doors. What is it?
A haunted house