Poorly Explained Christmas Movies
Sadistic child terrorizes burglars
Home Alone
I don't want a lot for christmas
there is just one thing i need
All i want for christmas
What baby slept in hay?
Jesus
This popular animated child learns the true meaning of christmas with his dog, a bird, and his bug-riddled friend.
Charlie Brown
What candy resembles a farm tool?
Candy Cane
Grown man cosplays as a santa's workshop employee
Elf
All is calm, all is bright
Silent Night
What was the names of Jesus' earthly parents?
Mary and Joseph
In this adult animation show, the dad of the family recalls the nativity scene with the members of the family as different biblical characters.
Family Guy
Name at least 3 variations of the name of the jolly fat man.
Chris Kringle, St Nick, Santa Claus
Cue ball cop hates people with accents... and heights
Die Hard
The very next day, you gave it away
Last Christmas
How many wise men?
Double points for their gifts
3
Gold, Frankincense, Myrrh
This Tv show about the titular bow wielding avenger was set during christmas time.
Hawkeye
What white christmas drink is typically spiced (or spiked)?
Egg Nog
Little boy who loves licking frozen flagpoles really wants a firearm for christmas
A Christmas story
slip a sable under the tree for me
Santa Baby
Who was the king trying to kill Jesus?
King Herod
The very first episode of this very popular animated series features the colored dad of the family becoming a mall santa
The Simpsons
According to the song, what is roasted over an open fire?
Chestnuts
Different colored man hates seeing people have fun
How the Grinch stole christmas
I really can't stay
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I've got to go away
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It's cold outside
What was the name of the angel who spoke to mary?
Gabriel
In the christmas episode of "The Office" what character was so upset about not being able to be santa that he dressed up as Jesus and told everyone they were going to burn in hell?
Michael
What is the German equivalent of santa who judges not by naughty or nice but by impish or admirable?
Belsch Nickel