dads jokes
Where do ghosts prefer to swim.
What is Lake Eerie?
if monkeys will have to choose one fruit to eat for the rest of their lives. I think monkeys will become extinct as there will be a serious shortage of this daddy’s favorite fruit.
What is banana?
This is not Laguna. This is not Cebu. But this is the city where he was born.
what is Quezon City?
When daddy loves certain music. It that song will become the flavor of his playlist. He will play this song.
1- 2x a day
2- 10x a day
3- 100x a day
What is 10 times a day?
Daddy has been working for 25 years. The number of companies has Daddy worked since he started in New Jersey.
What is four?
Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What is grace?
Days before kids, Daddy’s time consumed by watching the play-by-play games of Michael Jordan from this his favorite NBA team of all time.
What is Chicago Bulls?
They pride themselves of the Pabalan gorgeous siblings. These are their names.
Who are Joey, Enrique, Mauro, Sheryl, Jems .
Dads favorite singer was born May 5, 1988, in Tottenham, London, England, is an English pop singer and songwriter whose soulful emotive voice and traditionally crafted songs made her one of the most broadly popular performers of her generation.
Who is Adele?
We all know that Daddy works at Johnson and Johnson. This is his official title.
What is research scientist?
Construction workers’ favorite card game.
What is bridge?
One thing we all know about Dad is that he is the biggest and sometimes the worst fan of a player or a team. One time, before kids, when this team was playing the World Series, he developed he was so absorbed on the game that at their eventual loss he suffered a huge headache and developed a fever that lasted for days.
What is Atlanta Braves?
That is undergrad degree is bachelor of science in chemistry. But before that he was in this different major.
What is sociology?
Oh how dad loves her music, how you can just shake it off to score a hunk of the chiefs! You know that he is Romeo and I am Juliet!
Who is Taylor Swift?
Johnson and Johnson site that daddy goes to every day is in the city.
What is Amber Pennsylvania?
Where piglet store all his money.
What is the piggy bank?
You can probably take out all the food in the world, all the snacks in the world and even lechon , sabaw. But don’t you ever take this most favorite dish from him or he will probably die of malnutrition.
What is Pancit?
Daddy married young. At what age did daddy say yes to get married?
What is 25?
Daddy’s latest passion song is a ballad song written by the singer as a way to express his feelings about his father and his illness, and to say things he'd like to tell him. The song is a touching farewell to his father, who was a kidney donor himself.
What is Monsters?
Daddy is very good at what he does. This time he was very happy in putting a new molecular entity en route in becoming a new medicine, a feat only those the best in their industry got to do. This new medicine will be referred to as an NME, which stands for this.
What is New Molecular Entity?
The maths teacher favorite dessert.
What is pi?
Daddy could spend hours in social media. He could be watching singers, short drama, comics, TikTok, etc. However, for some reason, you will catch him watching these kind of reels and I still don’t understand why. It may be very calming for him.
What are birds?
You may think that Daddy has been playing tennis all his life. But he did not. Daddy started playing tennis while he was in this city later in his life.
What is Austin Texas?
Daddy loves all musicals! I think, by far, he loves this broadway show so much that buys music scores of the songs. Then he sits back and enjoy it being played.
What is the phantom of the opera?
Daddy is developing series of laboratory test that measures or determines the presence of a specific substance in a sample. All to determine the amount of chemicals in samples, and biologists use this test to identify potential medicines.
What is an Assay?