Christmas Dad Jokes #1
What did the ocean say when Santa flew over?
Nothing, it just waved
What is a peppermint stick also known as?
Candy Cane
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Silver Bells
Where did the McCallister's go for Christmas in the 1st Home Alone?
Paris, France
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
What is roasting on an open fire in 'The Christmas Song'?
Chestnuts
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Let it Snow
What song does Kevin lip-sync to while cleaning up the house?
"White Christmas" by The Drifters
What did one Christmas tree say to the other?
You need to lighten up
What kind of pie is mentioned in the song 'Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree'?
Pumpkin pie
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I'll be Home for Christmas
Who stepped on glass ornaments, got a staple in the nose, and stepped on a nail?
Marv or Harry
Marv
On Christmas Eve, what American government agency tracks Santa's sleigh?
North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD)
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
What fruit was traditionally put in Christmas stockings in the 19th century?
Oranges
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The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)
What were Marv and Harry's two bandit names?
The Wet Bandits and The Sticky Bandits
Where do Santa's reindeer stop for coffee?
Star-bucks
KFC has become a traditional Christmas dinner in which country?
Japan
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Up on the Housetop
Finish this sentence, "You guys give? Or are you ____ ____ ______?"
Thirsty for more