Dabble in Dauer
Sweet Grandpa Richard called his young daughter Kim THIS nickname indicating she wasn’t the brightest bulb in the batch…
Who is Kimberly Dimberly?
This was the color of the faux fur sitting on the sideboard in Grandma Ellen’s bedroom
What is Lime green?
Similar to the Trunchbull and the chokie, this relative had a “dark room“ in their house, used for shutting small children in to discipline them.
Who is Nonni?
Rachel claims to have seen THIS climbing out of a hotel swimming pool in a blizzard
What is a scuba diver?
DJ LOVED his first job working at this seedy store, dealing with low-lifes, druggies, and vagrants- and those were just his coworkers
What is the Dollar General?
Rachel used to hide THIS item under her pillow at Grandma and Grandpa’s house to beat her sisters with in the dead of night
What is a whisk?
This WWE superstar was on a poster on the wall in Grandma Ellen’s house
Who is Dwayne ”The Rock” Johnson?
This relative would call us, and upon saying “hello?” They would respond with a simple, gravely, ”DEBBIE?!”
Who is Gail?
Dad played this character in his elementary school play and had these famous lines:
Who is Paul Revere?
The British are coming the British are coming
Rachel wanted to quit after the first day of her job at THIS place of employment with a 6am start time, but Dave made her stay for an entire week of hell.
What is the Old Fashioned Bakery?
Richard announced to every waitress at every restaurant that he was heading to the bathroom to do THIS
What is Taking his insulin?
The name of the Macaw living in Grandma Ellen’s house
Who is Baby?
These two people used to hold ”Meat-Offs” after dinner by competing to finish all the leftover meat on the dining room table. One of these people was a little girl.
Who are Katrina and Dave?
This person carved a curlicue “R” into the arm of a wooden rocking chair and then let their sister take the blame for it and be screamed at and punished by Debbie as they watched giggling.
Who is DJ?
Grandpa Frank and Grandma Ellen met while working at this condiment company.
What is the Heinz Ketchup factory?
A cartoon frog on a Lilly pad used to be featured WHERE in the Klimowicz house?
What is the basement toilet seat?
THIS piece of a found object art was featured above the bar in Grandma Ellen’s basement
What is the Mexican car art?
Pa originally wanted to marry this person, but was told no and married Nonni instead
Who is Nonni’s sister?
This person got in trouble at school for writing a song dissing their ex-girlfriend
Who is Jack?
At one of Dave’s first jobs at THIS place of employment, his boss angrily claimed he was inadequate at THIS basic Buffalo task
1. The Super Duper
2. Mopping Slush
Richard claims he skipped THIS lesson to go do THIS
1. Accordion Lesson
2. Go Fishing
This tiny children’s toy was permanently wedged in a hole in the metal railing on the front steps of grandma Ellen’s porch
What is a Lego?
This person used to sit in their car outside Rick James’ house as a teenager in hopes of being invited inside to a party. Thankfully, they were a loser and a nerd and were never invited inside.
Who is Debbie?
This person started neighborhood fires, jumped off dumpsters, and got high heeled shoes thrown at them by their mother and other shenanigans at the ripe age of 5 years old
Who is Laith?
This person’s first job was as a camp counselor.
Who is Jack?