Chris Chan Lore
Chris Chan used these two copyrighted characters to make his iconic creation
Sonic and Pikachu
This was the topic of discussion for 3 hours the day Michael met Rya
Edging
Which movie am I watching for my neurofeedback sessions?
Minions, Despicable Me
What did the pirate say when he stubbed his toe
Ow, because it hurt why would he say something else
This is Big Justice and Aj's favorite costco items
Chicken Bake, Double Chunk Chocolate Chip Cookie
On Chris Chan's "love quest" he referred to single girls as?
A.) Rosechu (The opposite gender of Sonichu)
B.) Boyfriend Free Girl
C.) Gal-Pal
D.) Single Hotties
Who was the first person to get a girlfriend in the friend group?
Shane, when he dated phoebe
What is my favorite Pokemon game?
Black and White 2
True or False (remember last time)
Frue
This term is used to identify somebody as a badass guy who doesn't need girls
Sigma Male
Chris Chan Got expelled from his local community college for?
B) Promoting his web series Sonichu during class lectures
C) Creating stations and signs in hopes to find a romantic partner
D) He did not show up to class because he was to "busy" working on his sonichu web comics
What did Michael try to do after his first allegation?
Kill Himself
What was Shane's first impression of me
"Why is the kid wearing a captain sparkles shirt? what a loser"
This Psychologist was known for cognitive psychology, free association, and his crazy psychological theories?
And you know what else is crazy is that that low taper fade meme is still massive dude
What is the full name of the women who created the "Hawk Tuah" meme
Hailey Welch
How did Chris Chan lose his virginity?
A) He hired a prostitute
B) Somebody felt bad for him
C) He found somebody to match his energy
D) He is still a virgin
In what order did we lose our virginities?
Jacob, Andrei, Michael, Shane
What was the first thing I did after I came back from my wilderness therapy treatment?
Search up who won the NBA finals
What did the Hog say when he banged his knee?
Mahogany
In brain rot lore this person was known for assassinating Osama Bin Ladin
The Rizzler
Chris Chan believes the reason he has autism is because?
A) His babysitter locked him in a dark closet
B) His mother did not drink enough milk while she was pregnant
C) The video games he played as a kid gave him super natural powers (autism)
D) He does not believe he has autism even though he clearly does
What was Andrei's first profile picture on discord?
Hentai Girl, until his mom told him to change it
This is what one of the guys at my wilderness, Stephen, said on his last day there?
I hate Ni**ers those stupid black monkeys
What did Sonic say you can do when you're bored?
Kick an orphan, what are they going to do tell their parents.
These are the Rizzler's lyrics in the song "We Bring the Boom"
You know me as The Rizzler
I'm the panther dressed in black
Once I give your girl the rizz face
There's no chance she's comin' back
I hang with A.J. and Big Justice
Bring the boom, you know it's on
We're like the three evolutions of Pokémon