I AM THE THIRD ROOKIE IN NBA HISTORY TO HAVE A TRIPLE DOUBLE WITH 10 BLOCKS
WHO IS VICTOR WEMBANYAMA
WE HAVE THE WORST DEFENSE IN THE NBA
WHO ARE THE UTAH JAZZ
I AM NOW TOP 15 IN CAREER ASSIST ALL-TIME
WHO IS JAMES HARDEN
An adult film actress exposed me for sending her over 100K a month
WHO IS ZION WILLIAMSON
“Kawhi Leonard is the absolute worst superstar a team can have. Period”
WHO IS STEPHEN A SMITH
I HAVE THE MOST TRIPLE DOUBLES THIS SEASON
DOMANTAS SABONIS
WE ALLOWED A PLAYER SCORE THE FOURTH MOST POINTS SCORED IN AN NBA GAME
WHO ARE THE ATLANTA HAWKS
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN NBA HISTORY A TEAM DIDN'T ATTEMPT A FREE THROW
WHO ARE THE BOSTON CELTICS
I MISSED OVER A MONTH OF BASKETBALL BECAUSE I CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF
DRAYMOND GREEN
“the Warriors are a team that depends on their free throws”
WHO IS RACHEL NICHOLAS
I WAS THE ONLY PLAYER THIS YEAR TO RECORD A TRIPLE DOUBLE WITH TURNOVERS
WHO IS DOMANTAS SABONIS
ACCORDING TO NBA.COM, THIS TEAM ALLOWED 21.6 WIDE OPEN 3 POINTERS, THE MOST IN THE NBA
WHO ARE THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS
I have the lowest career scoring average of any player with a 50-point game
WHO IS MALACHI FLYNN
I PLAYED MY FAVORITE PLAYER, CAREER HIGH MINUTES, DESPITE HIM HAVING THE WORST PLUS/MINUS ON THE TEAM
WHO IS DARVIN HAM
SGA AND ANTHONY EDWARDS OVER BRUNSON AND LUKA FOR FIRST TEAM ALL-NBA
WHO IS KENNY SMITH
BESIDES JOKIC, WHO RECORDED A TRIPLE DOUBLE WHILE BEING PERFECT FROM THE FIELD
WHO IS JOSH GIDDEY
NAME THE TEAM THAT MADE THE MOST THREE POINTERS IN A GAME (27) THIS SEASON
WHO ARE THE HOUSTON ROCKETS
THIS YEAR WAS THE FIFTH TIME IN MY LIFE THAT I WAS ABLE TO CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY ON THE ACTUAL DAY I WAS BORN AND MY COUSIN IS EDDIE JONES
WHO IS TYRESE HALIBURTON
I ALLEGEDLY FAKED AN EYE INJURY TO MAKE SURE I HIT THE UNDER
JONTAY PORTER
"IS LUKA DONCIC EVEN THE BEST PLAYER ON HIS TEAM"
WHO IS KENYON MARTIN
DESPITE BEING A MULTI ALL-STAR I HAVE YET TO RECORD A TRIPLE DOUBLE IN MY CAREER
WHO IS DONOVAN MITCHELL OR ANTHONY EDWARDS
WE BOTH SCORED 150+ POINTS IN THE SAME GAME WITHOUT OVERTIME
WHO ARE THE INDIANA PACERS AND ATLANTA HAWKS
DESPITE ONLY PLAYING 69 GAMES I HAVE THE LEAGUE WORST TOTAL +/- (-633)
WHO IS MILES BRIDGES
DESPITE MAKING OVER $32M THIS YEAR, WHEN ASKED ABOUT MY EARLY SEASON STRUGGLES....
"I didn't have a bed for quite some time. I was on an air mattress. Just trying to figure this out."
DEANDRE AYTON
Warriors win 65 games
Top defense in the league
Top 5 offense in the league
Curry - 3rd MVP at age 36
Dray wins DPOY
Wiggs/GPII make All-Defensive
Warriors win their 5th championship
WHO IS JIM PARK