PERFECT FOR YOUR SMALL FRY, YOU CAN BUY A PLUSH ONE OF THESE: MCDONALDS USES WHITE MEAT FOR THEIR EDIBLE ONES
CHICKEN NUGGET
NAY! UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES MAY YOU BRING STICKS OF THIS NOBEL EXPLOSIVE ON A PLANE
DYNAMITE
PAPA, MAMA, AND BABY, FAMOUSLY TARGETED IN A HOME INVASION BY A GOLDEN-HAIRED CHILD
3 BEARS
TO A POST SHOWING RYAN REYNOLDS IN A TANK TOP, THIS WOMAN WITH WHOM HE SHARES 4 KIDS RESPONDED, "MY THIRST HAS BEEN TRAPPED"
MOSQUITOES! BLOOD FOUND IN ANCIENT ONES TRAPPED IN AMBER IS THE BASES OF THIS FICTICIOUS PLACE CREATED BY JOHN HAMMOND
JURASSIC PARK
HOW ABOUT A STICKER FOR YOUR TOILET THAT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE THIS RODENT, MAYBE A RED OR EASTERN GRAY ONE, IS POPPING OUT TO SAY HI
SQUIRREL
YEA! YOU CAN CARRY ON YOUR BALL FOR THIS SPORT, BUT THE PINS HAVE TO GO IN YOUR CHECKED BAG
BOWLING
LARRY FINE, MOE HOWARD, AND JEROME HOWARD AKA "CURLY"
3 STOOGES
JEREMY ALLEN WHITE
EVANGELINE LILLY! HER CHARACTER IS A GOOD FRIEND OF ANT-MAN
WASP
A BLANKET WITH THE WORDS "HEY BABY GIRL" OVER THE NOSE OF THIS GREEN OGRE? ENCHANTING!
SHREK
CARRY NATION CARRIED THESE SHORT-HANDLED AXES, BUT YOU CAN'T, AT LEAST NOT IN YOUR CARRY ON
HATCHET
BALTHASAR, MELCHIOR, AND GASPAR; THEY CAME BEARING GIFTS!
3 WISE MEN
WITH THE HELP OF HODA KOTB AND A HAIRDRYER, THIS "TODAY SHOW" BOOK GURU POSTED A THIRST TRAP TO CELEBRATE 1 MILLION FOLLOWERS
JENNA BUSH HAGER
COCKROACHES! THEY TORMENT ENTOMOLOGIST MIRA SORVINO IN "MIMIC" THIS MAN'S FIRST FULLY ENGLISH FILM
GUILLERMO DEL TORO
WHY GO TO HOUSTON WHEN YOU CAN BUY THESE TEETH FRONTS OVER ON TEMU? ONE PLACE SELLS THEM AS "HIP HOP BRACES"
GRILLS
NAY TO THIS INFLATABLE SAFETY DEVICE, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL LEAVE YOURS ATTACHED TO YOUR CAR
AIRBAG
THREE ANIMALS ENCOUNTERING A BRIDGE TROLL IN THIS FAMOUS FOLKTALE
3 BILLY GOATS GRUFF
THIS MOST FOLLOWED MAN ON INSTAGRAM IS NOTORIOUS FOR SHIRTLESS PHOTOS BEARING HIS SOCCER HONED ABS
CRISTIANO RONALDO
SCORPION! THIS POPULAR FIGHTING GAME WAS FIRST INTRODUCED IN ARCADES IN THE 80'S AND NOW IS ONE OF THE TOP GROSSING VIDEO GAMES OF ALL TIME
MORTAL KOMBAT
GET A 2025 CALENDAR OF THE "WORLD'S GREATEST" TYPES OF THIS HAIRSTYLE THAT'S BUSINESS IN THE FRONT AND A PARTY IN THE BACK
MULLET
WARNING! WHILE YOU MAY CHECK FIREARMS AND AMMO, CERTAIN PLACES LIKE THESE ISLANDS, TCI FOR SHORT, PROHIBIT THEM FROM COMING IN
TURKS AND CAICOS
THESE SMALL RODENTS LOST A SENSE, BUT GAINED A FASHION SENSE IN THE PROCESS
3 BLIND MICE
THIS LIFESTYLE QUEEN APPEARED ON THE COVER OF THE 2023 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT ISSUE AT 81 YEARS OLD
MARTHA STEWART
BEES! THEY KILL POOR MACAULAY CULKIN IN "MY GIRL" LEADING TO THIS 6-WORD OUTCRY BY HIS FRIEND AT THE FUNERAL
HE CAN'T SEE WITHOUT HIS GLASSES