Grammieisms
Sure!
What Grammie says after being offered a White Zin?
Found in Grammie's well at 70 Dunsbach, while trying to sell.
What is mice?
Not a bird, unfortunately. A bat.
What was flying around Grammie's living room while watching TV?
No thank you, dear.
What does Grammie says when offered vegetables at dinner?
A container full of eels
What did Grammie have to put in her car?
Anytime, really
What time does Grammie like to nap?
Grammie's 5th favorite son-in-law
Who is Jim?
A response Grammie gave, when asked: what do kids keep in their pockets?
What is a gopher? Perhaps she meant gerbil?
Grammie discovered she had these rooming with her in her Peregrine apartment.
What is mice?
4:00
What time does Grammie go to the beach?
Who was Turkey?
A 350 lb pig that Grammie let Jay raise in the backyard
Grammie had this living in her food pantry at 70 Dunsbach while trying to sell.
What is a squirrel?
First today!
What does Grammie says when sipping her White Zin?
This is last animal Grammie slept with.
What is a 3 lb chocolate Easter Bunny? Also acceptable: Gordon.
Milk in Grammie's fridge
What should you smell before drinking?